Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their Visas sooner than he'd thought. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
Today, I found out that because we made a mistake and applied for the wrong visa first, my fiancé probably can't fly into America to attend his own wedding. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
Rock up and greet her, introducing yourself as the mistress then inquire if a threesome is out of the question.
TheNewGuy03 29
well, i'm pretty sure he didn't introduce himself to his girlfriend by saying, "hey, nice to meet you. i have a wife and child in another country, and they haven't received their visa yet, but is it cool if we date?" |the kid|
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Comments (56)
SMGnow 0
omg yea that happens a lot
MichaelGood 0
what!? no way!
rallets 23
idk if he should be driving out to the airport in this traffic and ninja kids changing gears
rebekahmarie 0
Oh yeah no big deal...
SMGnow 0
lol I meant like with immigrants they are far away from family. affairs happen when family are near so of course it will happen more when they are not
11colio11 4
נעלך גפנם כעך
rileystarr 1
I'm complaining, she looks sick..
blooglekoogle 0
it's they got or they'd gotten. not they'd got
xLostInTheCrowdx 0
Oh that sucks. :(
sup3rmann 0
dam another one getting some side action..
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
LMAO, love the picture XD
TayonaC 10
same ^^
mixedbreed1 0
Wow! Now thats some ****** up shit smh..... Poor you!
i_luv_u3030 3
that rly sucks
ambowew 7
Rock up and greet her, introducing yourself as the mistress then inquire if a threesome is out of the question.
rallets 23
i think rocks would make the situation worse :P
DLBL 23
Agreed! Wait at his place so when he comes back with his family, you can explain everything to her.
Haydoe 0
Haha you should get his ass deported
jordanprodigy023 0
Damn that sucks OP. Try finding a guy who isn't married
lulu121893 0
well that's just a slap in the face. sucks.
Mirorbo 27
Oh, that man is the very definition of scum!!