Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?
shainj78 8
tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..
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Comments (144)
ThumpyRoo 4
Wow. tell his wife! I'm so sorry
diosadelmasaje 8
Unfortunately, I live in an area that is fairly common. Seen it happen a lot. Sorry OP. Better luck on the next one.
Awesomeify 15
Iran? Was he impersonating a soldier? That on top of lying to you and his family is complete dirt. Impersonating a soldier is one of the most offensive things to me. Belittling the service members that risk and give their lives for the country. I sure hope he wasn't. His poor children.
no_playa_hater 14
There are no US soldiers in Iran. He probably told her he was there for a vacation.
unknown2026 2
Maybe he had a twin he never knew about.
medic_man 13
how can he possibly hide that for 5 years?! I hope you introduced yourself
martin8337 36
You don't seem to recognize a funny pun when you see one.
SofiaM0517 8
Well.... its about time to break up I think..
howlingwolf89 16
How come he's your bf if he's has a wife and kids!?
dawsonstar 15
When I was younger I was told by parents to not smoke, because of what it did to my grandfather. He died from cancer after he smoked for 40 years. I have never touched a cigarette in my life but that doesn't matter because your post gave me cancer anyway.
martin8337 36
Is the wife one of them Iranians and the kids half American? Just curious.
CrazyOvrMustangs 10
I'm sorry. That's horrible. But I have to point out what a moron he is for being somewhere so close to where you live (obviously) with his family while he's trying to pull off this stunt? He's absolutely disgraceful. As awful as it feels for you right now, you are so much better off not to be caught up in his mess.