Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?
shainj78 8
tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..
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amansingh 8
The weirdest thing is....you're still calling him your boyfriend.
more4me 27
for what it's worth, OP , you have all my sympathy. Know that in time the pain you feel now will go away. But in the meantime, hang in there please. Your BF is a huge dick. I'm sorry.
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SailorBen 6
I'd hate to say it but if he said Iran that should have been a red flag immediately. If he doesn't work in the oil business or privet security then he wouldn't be going to Iran. Maybe Saudi Arabia or UAE but not Iran. Regardless though it's still an awful experience.
Jacqui_Meowth 11
Just because someone says they're going to a place that has had soldiers in it in the last 10 years, doesn't mean they're going there as a soldier and the same goes for business too. Op's "boyfriend" could have said he was going to visit family, or simply for recreation.
SailorBen 6
You see I automatically ruled out that the OP's BF is military. Reason being is that we don't have anyone there except the Navy patrolling the Gulf. If that were the case I'm sure a key word like 'deployment' would have been used. So that's why there is the possibility of him being in privet industry. Sure family could be there but not likely since Iran does not like it's people leaving for the US and a lot (not all) Iranian decent don't want to go back to Iran. Also I have no idea what the first part of your first sentence even means.
no_playa_hater 14
I don't mean any offence, but you seem to have no clue about Iran. Almost everyone, who has moved away from Iran, still returns to visit on a regular basis.
no_playa_hater 14
And your current residence doesn't matter at all. You can have US citizenship and still visit Iran whenever you please.
hanikayy 15
That's really shitty! So sorry that happened to you OP... I'd say keep your head up but I know it's going to take a while after something like that.
ErwinsWife 5
No units are in Iran right now... So that should have been a dead giveaway..
no_playa_hater 14
What the **** is wrong with people? Are you not allowed to visit relatives in Iran or why should that be a "dead giveaway"?
randomperson111 6
OMG so sorry OP :(
Ziggy122 15
Five years? Holy shit! Please tell me you introduced yourself to his wife and humiliated the **** out of him. What a sleazeball.
[email protected] 14
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mryeti 3
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