Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
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Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their Visas sooner than he'd thought. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?
shainj78 8
tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..
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Comments (144)
carrotcart 15
I think right about then he was wishing he was actually in iran. what a dipshit.
dumpless 13
These hoes ain't loyal
CandyApple88 13
Depends on what country he is a citizen of. If he's from overseas and from a particular religion that allows multiple wives, then you were just his ticket to US citizenship. If he's a local American, then you just got played. Regain some self respect and kick him to the curb.
Bethxx 6
Must have come home early
xX_Munchie_Xx 8
Lol just say really obnoxiously right in front of his wife and children "Oh yeah, the pregnancy test was positive by the way!"
worf_fml 5
you should of messed with him and make him freak out and think that you were gonna rat him out to his wife.
Witchylady 18
What a cheating scum bag. Just be thankful you are not married to him.
salman_albalushi 19
Did You mean to say Iraq right?
cypherwars 15
I thought only charlie sheen was capable of that lie!
rec_chem 22
What earthly reason does any human being have for going to Iran? Even Iranians don't want to be there.