Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
Lying bastard
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Secrecy
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
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Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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pieintheface 0
maybe that's his evil twin
Skroal_stomper 5
guess he wasn't into you.
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Comments (178)
Skroal_stomper 5
guess he wasn't into you.
amandalovee 0
can you take a hint? ;]
karlita22 0
I bet you he was with a mexican!!! lol hahaha fyl
tagerrun 1
maybe he wasn't going yet and he needed to get a passport quick
_PAK_G96Unit_ 0
lies
rockyraccoon28 8
so he was getting a passport at the mall?
strikeeagle 3
maybe he needed a passport picture which you can get at some malls
meredithy 0
guess it's time to breakup
pieintheface 0
maybe that's his evil twin
Little_Devil_fml 0
lol @ 7 :) thtd be kinda funny, she accuses him off lyin bout the holiday n it's not her bf :)
raaron773 19
Hans Remoray. Drake's evil twin brother!
Aero_boy 4
Meh.
Shookitup 0
it looks like your beenie has a buldge XD
brokengirl30 0
oh man, if u were you.... I'd kill him.
mattman1994 0
haha he already scared enough of her
SirJoseph 0
I've heard this fml at least four times
SabrinaEstrella 0
12- Indeed.
SeanFredrick 3
I've heard your mom moan at least four times.
msshaye 0
I was gonna say that, but I wanted to make sure noone else had said it. The only thing that gets changed is the destination... Hmmm...
Unlucky_Gun 0
Ohhh!!!! Sizzle!!!!!!! Haha 12 just got burned!
jbakse 0
thats horrible! i hate it when my friends kie like that to me, i cant imagine how it would feel if my lover did it! dump his ass in the sewer, maybe he'll find love down there?
cristy91 33
That was a douche thing to do, but maybe he just wanted some space and thought that was the only way to do it without hurting your feelings. I'm not accepting his behavior, just saying that maybe there's a reason for it. If he just did it because he's an ass, then leave him.
Skroal_stomper 5
You deserve it because today, You ran into your boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend that told you he was taking a family vacation to Mexico. FML Nope not fun at all. I am sorry I just wanted to try it since as you can see by my name skroal is my idol.
hsshae 0
lame
Skroal_stomper 5
Goodguys, Thanks. Btw I like your pups. I have a pure breed Saint Bernard. She is my baby.
Skroal_stomper 5
GoodGuys, Yep she is a huge baby at over 150 pounds.