Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
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Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their Visas sooner than he'd thought. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?
shainj78 8
tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..
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Comments (144)
sabine123_fml 5
Oops u have been screwed twice by him
mathura 5
Wow he really didnt like u huh
ZorroRooster 19
Wow. So, that's messed up and wrong, and you should dump the fuckwad and tell his wife. That being said, I'm almost impressed someone could maintain two separate relationships for so long. I suppose the jaded out there could say one or both of the women were in denial, but still, it takes a certain amount of willpower to not mess up and give yourself away over such an extended period of time.
sam2006 4
Just in case for most of commenters: US or any other country has not been invading Iran. It was Iraq, the neighbor to Iran. Maybe there BF was on security (spying) or oil business. Or just simply made the whole thing up (which is possible, u can travel to Iran if u get a Visa).That doesn't change the fact that BF is a dick and I feel sorry for OP.
Melbear15 3
Oohoohoo...ouch. Sorry OP
LalaDee561 8
Looks like it's time to have a talk with his wife...
To_Die_For 7
I feel bad for a lot off people in this situation. But not him in the slightest, I say send him in a box to iran... Make sure that box is filled with scorpions... Make sure he stays there too.
veracruzana922 6
DUMP HIS SORRY ASS
benkubie 2
If only that actually happen
Satoshi08 5
I'd think that telling the wife about this would be a horrible idea! You should keep this private between you and your ex-boyfriend because it isn't so fun living a childhood with no father. :(
littlepoose 8
#120: are you retarded? the wife should absolutely know! he has done his family WRONG. if he cared about them he wouldn't have done something like that. covering something like that up can lead to more disastrous consequences for everyone. leave your selfish "no daddy" bullshit out of it