Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?
shainj78 8
tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..
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Comments (144)
ladoom 23
A wife and even worse kids! I really wonder how that conversation went :(
worldclassrager 41
This seems to happen often on FML...but that's what the site is about...just hope it's a look alike OP...
ostfaiz 18
you are one daring girl OP, 5 YEARS!! heck lot of time :-
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Iran. No thanks Iwalk... No.... Bad joke?...
buckdharma 38
Oman, are you sure this Israel? I say Egypt you.
martin8337 36
Yes, pun intended good one.
dta143 7
What a coincidence, you should go say hi to them.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
How does that happen? You didn't once suspect, in the FIVE years you were with him, that something was up? How could he have hidden a wife and kids for 5 years?! Or did he acquire the wife and kids after you guys got together?
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Ok, that might work., but I don't think that's the case in Op's situation.
more4me 27
His family probably lives out of the country.
tepovre 18
this honestly doesn't surprise me. that happened with my parents.. my dad was caught cheating on my mom while he was supposed to be working in Iran. although I love my country, Iranian men are dicks.
silveronica5 12
Oh my god that sucks
Mirakledba 10
sorry OP :( why was he supposed to be in Iran?