Today, I have my first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out the night before with my house-mates, I have the worst hangover of my life, and have to listen for an hour and a half while they loudly demonstrate the types of alarms we'll hear in different kinds of emergencies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and with the lovely surprise of my monthly cycle. Now I’m at work, sitting with a blaring faulty fire alarm that I have no way to turn off. Everyone who can fix it is on holiday. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML
Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML
Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
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Top comments
FreakinChaps 0
God, I would have shot myself.
FYLDeep 26
No one's going to feel bad about your self-inflicted woes.
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Comments (98)
FreakinChaps 0
God, I would have shot myself.
XenaWP 6
Ydi. Yep, go out drinking and have a big one by all means- but not prior to the first lecture..
Every1luvsfmls 6
Shout "fire!" and run.
TurnpikeTwister 0
Sack it up OP and quit your bitching; I went out last night and got up for 7 hours of vet school classes, I simply do not feel sorry for you at all
tjv3 10
you have to pay if you want to play ... lol
Keyman1212 14
The great part of University, at least in the states, is you can just leave if you want to.
Cinn_fml 23
Yeah, great policy, pay thousands of pounds for a uni course and don't go to stuff... Also, safety briefings are usually compulsory and therefore attendance would be marked.
SemperFi_23 6
University classes starting in November? Never heard of such a thing.
drewfus2 6
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
urdirtyolduncle 15
The first day of lab class is totally skippable; they just go over the rules and don't assign/preform any lab. I always skip the first day of labs when I used to have Chem and Physics.
bubble25_fml 5
Should've gone to Devry...
bubble25_fml 5
Should've gone to Devry...
bfsd42 20
That's what it means to be a fresher. Get drunk and figure out how to pass classes without participating.
Naitsi 19
me to :P
twofirstnames 12
You'll get to experience them from a different perspective for sure.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Alcohol is baaad, mkay? :)
jellybabe6 0
Haha
urdirtyolduncle 15
29- Only if you can't handle it.
horserider15 3
OP is a dumbass
lalanelson23 0
That sucks :/
Babydoll8292 1
first! ! :) and my first first. you should of known not to drink a night b4 a school night
xxsourpatchxx 4
I bet next time you won't drink when u have something to do the next day
ToastedMuFFins 2
So why would you ever drink there is always something to do the next day
melikeyturtles 3
Clearly #5 means something important to do, like a test or presentation.
raphanne_fml 33
Edit: wrong place... again...
brown4lifejot 1
Maybe is OP is lucky she'll even get to do emergency evacuation!
docscientist 10
Going to a safety lecture is hardly brain intensive, op was complaining about the loud noises, not the work itself.
taytoc 10
Would u rather try and get ready for a tornado when the fire alarm is going off? Ur in pain but you'll b dead if u don't listen
clw1740 0
Apparently you did not listen during English class.
th3jest3r 0
They always vote down the logical comments.
charvisioku 22
Why would she be getting ready for a tornado..? We don't get those in York.
Insane_Tea 15
This alarm means "Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye!"
zuzupetalsYO 11
This alarm means, " OP's an alcoholic".
coolstorybabe 0
YDI for getting wasted.
jizzwold 21
Life isn't being wasted when you're getting wasted
WhySoMad 0
There is nothing wrong with getting wasted I bet your one of those anti everything I don't do people
j_cat187 20
Woke up today and all I could say is umm....
chickenwalrus 14
although important, lab safety is ******* boring. i thought my lab safety unit was bad...
nitram06 2
Huh
FYLDeep 26
No one's going to feel bad about your self-inflicted woes.