Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Top comments
chaos753159 4
u rely need to try COD
amberbby69 6
Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol
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Comments (207)
JERKKMONKEY 0
I'm a girl ad LOVE call of duty. YDI you NEVER MESS WITH PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE PLAYING COD!
Seth0 0
#8 wow thats the funniest thing i have ever heard on FML!
rustynail1984 0
yup yup call of duty is awesome
the_sodomizer 0
I would understand but I realized after a month or two of nonstop cod that the new one kind of sucks compared to cod4
TheLoneWolf87 4
Can I get your bf's gamertag?
ServeRocks 0
SGA SERVEM HEAT pwnds n00bs on 360... holla at me. YDI !!! I'll jump in the shower with u though =)
Tremdogg 0
what a ****** legend, YDI
Jim9349 10
Anyone who plays call of duty has no life , therefor will not turn down sex, this is fake
S3A82 0
you know what else is fake? your manhood.
kaprookie 3
Jim9349 have you ever played CoD? You're ******* evil CoD is good and pure and you are evil
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
lol agree with 9. let's see have hot shower sex or cod now obviously sex in the shower!!! when it comes to girls **** cod
Dawkrida 0
hahahaha sweet cod lol