Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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ReginaFalange_fml 13
That's awesome.
bbailey19 3
smells like teen spirit
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Comments (199)
ReginaFalange_fml 13
That's awesome.
parrish11 0
I don't know if you deserve it or if your life sucks.......
youngrob 0
so what farts are normal bodily functions
seanreddog 4
Omg you farted you sick son of a bitch! the **** is wrong with you??? don't tell me you poop too! ugh this is just too much!!!
TheGuyPersonDude 0
just blame it on the person next to you
chellexx 0
the OP must be only 11 years old. you're too young for a boyfriend.
Fridiculously 0
So, at which point did you time travel back from the Victorian era?
seelefire 0
people fart, if this affects your relationship in the long term then you are probably 12
ryguy997 0
*hits the 'so what' button* EVERYONE FARTS!
FutureSoldier18 0
haha that'd be really awkward but from the outside perspective that's really really funny
waimcyked10 4
Okay that just made me laugh. Haha sucks op but it's not a big of a deal.
cincin75 0
U guys r matchable each other, congratulations. :)
RachelTheLoser 0
hahaha this made me laugh so much xD cuz yuu both kinda embarrassed yerselves just from shock.. ohhmiigod.. I got this cartoon image goin in my head
lindsaylikeomg 0
wow...seriously? get over it, and learn to laugh at yourself.
JupiterIcicle 1
I farted once, then I went emo for a couple of weeks. It was horrifying I can't imagine how much of a life changer it is in front of someone of the opposite sex:0
Nolwen_fml 0
Oh look!! Another ''I farted in front of my boyfriend'' FML. Your life is ******. Might as well just kill yourself now..
Kenziechristinee 0
yes, farting is normal, but that would still be embarrassing. why would you fart next to someone anyways? that's disgusting. no wonder most of you are single, you just fart in your boyfriends face? why, do you think farts smell good or something? wow, you guys are the ones who would clog a toilet and use your hands to unclog it. it's just your natural excretion, right? there's nothing wrong with that!
Green12324 0
I agree
nicolers1214 0
lmao! win
malmal85 0
lol!!!
metalfan333 0
F your boyfriends life
kyarush 10
if my girlfriend ripped ass I'd laugh haha
iluvcucumbers 0
*shocked face* ''I know'' LOL made my day
qweasd170 0
Wow, your life is ****** because you farted...
karlita2244 0
hahahaha thats funny lmao
deathcab7 0
regardless of it being a natural thing im pretty sure all of you commenting would be pretty embarrased if you farted in front of someone you liked or were dating. yeah you'll get over it but dang i would be embarrased too!
ramennoodlesrock 0
thats extremely akward
HeatherXCore 0
He's going to hear you fart eventually. Might as well get it out of the way. :P
n_maher 0
hahahahahahhaha omg I actually laughed out loud, I can just imagine the akward moment in my head, hahahahahahhaha ah I have tears, good work op, not quite an fml but pretty funny none the less. :D
My2864 1
i dont get why people get so embaresed about a fart... seriously grow up your not 9 anymore
Maxi_Ghost 0
This is just, REALY funny!
priscilla_28 5
This is soo funny! But still uber embarassing! haha he was like I know ... I smelled it. I wonder what it smelled like. hmm...
siege_2 1
You are a terrible person, OP. If my girlfriend ever farted I'd donkey punch the bitch. And for those women saying their man doesn't fart around them: stop being a controlling bitch. Your man should fart about once every ten minutes if you're feeding him properly. Yeah, that's right: get to work.
lexielynne95 0
wow... seriously? get over yourself and learn how to not be such a bitch. maybe she was embarrassed?
beaglegal 42
I mean, a girls gotta fart....
4R0X1Gep 0
Hahaha that's too funny!
mooshibear140 4
LOL , that's funny. favourited. :)
KevinDidYourMom 0
How, girls don't fart though?
CharlotteRx 4
No, we don't fart. We don't poop either. :) hahaha
4R0X1Gep 0
Finally someone admits it!!!!
the101dan 0
Actually, it's not much of a bodily function. Bacteria that helps digest food releases gas while digesting food. The only thing the body does is it moves the gas through and out the body. So, OP, blame it on the bacteria ;)
JupiterIcicle 1
sigh, u just ruined 20 peoples lives you scientific bastard
Ninnosh 0
I totally agree. this made my night!
bbailey19 3
smells like teen spirit
kalixzo 11
nirvana FTW
missflabooUS 0
bbailey19 you rock && made me laugh hardd LOL
piinkbunnii 1
Hard enough to fart?
Xythenol 6
bbailey, your picture and that comment go together much too well xD
missflabooUS 0
yeah piinkbunnii I laughed so hard that I farted. to your moms face (she was giving me a rimjob) ;)
CRrawsum 7
dude I just laughed so hard at your picture I started crying
Cjw1220 0
Ewwwie. Tossing salad.
horselover99 0
hahahagagagaggahahahahahaahahaa
ladidalisa 0
hahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaah
Mrs_Mcgee 0
bahhhhaaaaaahahahahahaha!!
mattman1994 0
har de har harrrr
piinkbunnii 1
Muahahahahahahahahahahaha
seanreddog 4
Heehehehehaaahaaahooohooho!
ljw1993 0
nice **** piink
MollyCookies 0
Creeper alert!! haha
noshatsherlockk 15
mattman your eyes are goregous.
capslockisgood 19
Lol
chux4w 0
Sounds like you two were made for each other.
fishboy123 7
ahahaha that funny
ABbaby 10
Awkward silence ensues......
jpnn80_fml 0
Haa the irresistible and sudden urge of human nature lol
amberita28 0
I think he took it pretty well. At least he didn't respond with a, "what the f was that you disgusting bitch!" lmao! but I guess he knows it's all natural. :)
so_unlucky89765 4
lol thats funny
Mifflicious 18
#11, I think you missed the whole point of the fml... Grow the **** up ^^
youngrob 0
bitch
summersizzle 0
#11 doesn't need to grow up so what if they thought it was funny, so did half of the other commenters, I think you're the one that needs to grow up because you can't keep your rude comments to yourself.
MollyCookies 0
Umm isn't the whole point of fml is to laugh at other peoples stories. Don't be so uptight about other people laughing. If you don't find it funny then that's fine, but you have to tell other people to grow up just because they thought something was funny.