Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Top comments
chaos753159 4
u rely need to try COD
amberbby69 6
Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol
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Comments (207)
bombtastic 10
oh yeah, so are the chopper gunners and tactical nukes. yum. I'm about as satisfied with a tactical nuke as I am with sex. ;) and both are amazing. cod is just his sex that he won't lose interest in.
kaprookie 3
**** yerrrrr get a pavelow blasting then break out the chopper gunner then a ******* tactical nuke OP if you get beat the satisfaction of a 25 killstreak then you deserve a ******* medal :)
xx_angel_xx1987 0
Can't blame him, COD is awesome!!!
joeyLoo 0
hahahahahahah I feel like such a dick because I might do the same thing XD hahahah but she'd just get naked and play with me again XD lmfao
Newbie21 1
lay off of call of duty
CrazierSeb09 0
whoa whoa whoa, let's not go to extremes
kaprookie 3
Jesus #15 why don't you just tell a meth addict to drop meth all at once?
tazz9690 0
don't come between a man and call of duty.
HannahBabe 0
I'm a chick and I can honestly say that cod is super amazing
keefer 0
I just got a boner
italiatinkerbell 0
she's not the only chick who plays cod.. I rape people in mw2!!!
dudeman1212 22
81 - a sandwich...
dropxdeadxgeneva 0
Do it, get naked and play with him. Doubt he'll keep his mind on the game for long.
aliaskis 3
Guys + video games = total mental shut down. Kinda your fault for propositioning him while he was playing, you gotta learn that video games (CoD, WoW etc) > gf/wife. It's impossible to have any sort of intellectual conversation with someone in the midst of pwnage. You could probably walk naked right in front of him and he would lean to the side to see around you.
nightELFassasin6 0
u make that sound like a bad thing
mkmorgan30 0
I'm a guy and if my gf said that go me I would be offline in seconds...of corse I would be playing halo(best game ever) not cod(second best game ever)
alex1432 9
amberbby67 your hot!
amberbby69 6
amberbby69, not 67. But thanks lol
Cowless 0
Just get your own joystick to play with. You don't need a man to have an ******.