Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Top comments
chaos753159 4
u rely need to try COD
amberbby69 6
Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol
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Comments (207)
Andyangels27 0
what's his ratio
brissychick90 0
totally know how you feel. I too have lost a bf to CoD. lol at #19 I have walked naked in front of the game to no avail. when the games on there's no distractions lol.
dayoos11 0
he is the man ... LOL
Bravesman16 0
you know why cod is more attractive than a woman? it doesn't bitch at you, expect things from, and there is no under lying circumstances just fir it to five you so action. it is amusing with out all the negatives of a woman. also laying lazily on your back Is not worth our time!
audi00 0
games take over the mind at points... but he should be considerate of his gf's needs just like she should tend to his thats how a relationship works.
JP101 0
YDI...never interrupt a man while playing COD. especially for something like sex!
iThink_fml 0
ok why would you wait till he was playing cod till you wanna have sex? I garrente anyothertime he wants to h e sex bam shot down YDI besides younhave to get the call of duty before you get the call of booty hahah
nelson663 0
wow what a fag!!! I'd get laid anytime instead of playing cod...
theloofy 0
Lvl 10 Prestige BITCHES!!! On a side note, clearly you haven't played Call of Duty.
Helldozer 0
YDI. Why would you ask him to have sex when he clearly would not be anywhere near the right mood to want to have sex, especially if playing Call of Duty. For ***** sake woman, have better timing. Duty before Booty.