Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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kyleenstar 0
Haha. I didn't believe it ether....
hollisterlover64 0
I'm calling a fake....sorry.
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dcf17 0
theres no way this isnt real it happened to me when i was 5 but instead it knocked out a tooth and cut my tongue. and i am not making this up. because i hate when people make this stuff up and so i wouldnt
NuclearWinter 0
Fake. I'm Australian with extensive experience with Aboriginal Artifacts. 1.) Most boomerangs won't return to you. 2.) For the properly made ones, it requires *immense skill* to make it even come half way back to you. Its not something that you could even fluke.
Dragonforce511 0
Some boomerangs don't come back some do because they are designed like that the ones that do are made to scare animals and the ones that don't come back are for killing and all commercialy sold ones are ones that return but it takes heaps of skill to do it . So this FML is fake
Wind197 0
women...
ban4023 0
lol if ur so ugly it won't return
NVP 0
FAKE! Here's why: 1. I live in Australia and, like a lot of curious Aussie kids, I have/had a boomerang. They are extremely hard to master! It took me at least three weeks before I got the throw right. 2. I have, too, had the pleasure of being hit in the face by a boomerang. It was thrown by someone else, they were behind me and I turned at the wrong time. Needless to say, it hurt. But if your boomerang was heavy enough to break the cartilage in your nose then a broken nose would be the least of your troubles. I suffered massive facial damage (e.g. all the skin around my left eye and my nose being partially separated from my face and I had to have extensive plastic surgery. 3. You have to be a HUGE douche bag to throw a boomerang, watch it come back to you and let it hit you in the face. Work on your reflexes. So yeah. I rest my case.
Pikachu41 0
Um... it doesn't take a lot of practice in order to make a boomerang return to you. I live in Australia, and in about Grade 3 our class went on a field trip to some Aboriginal camp and we each got to throw a boomerang. However, the guy explained all the dangers of it, and was irrationally paranoid that the boomerang would come back, hit me in the face and knock me out... neither of those things happened, but it did come back to me (Well, about halfway, anyway)
elizanena9 0
been there. broke that.
catherine_baibee 1
This is so fake i tried for ages to use a boomerang with an experienced teacher and i only managed to make it come back halfway
anniearno 1
so... when you see something fly at your face you just stand there and let it hit you? you are ******* stupid
ekb294 4
3 cheers for u dumbass..