Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML
Today, I had the brilliant idea of jumping off a swing at its highest point. I can now add two things to my list of accomplishments: making out with a tree and breaking my nose. FML
Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
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booze_n_bitches 37
Friends don't need impressing OP, and I'm sure they'll love you with your wonky new nose.
marulicko 19
That's nothing. If you had lost the upper half of your head and still not cried, now that would have been impressive!
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Comments (42)
booze_n_bitches 37
Friends don't need impressing OP, and I'm sure they'll love you with your wonky new nose.
jake_braves 25
I agree...and a flip on the trampoline is easy. Next time be more careful and don't try to impress your friends when you don't have to.
False_Stupidity 42
I'm assuming the OP and friends are young and everyone nose this is the kind of stuff friends do around each other to show off and be cool in a "hey, check this out" way.
marulicko 19
That's nothing. If you had lost the upper half of your head and still not cried, now that would have been impressive!
AnnaDeWitt 27
If you lose the upper half of your head without crying, I'd say it's most likely due to your being dead.
annie_zoo 27
I think that's the point of the joke
WCARlover 35
Free rhinoplasty yay!
may14th 26
Nothing is ever free. Especially cosmetic surgery.
WCARlover 35
Was just trying to make a joke but it obviously wasn't well received lol. That's what I get for trying to be funny at 5am
pyrexicpoet 18
Revenge of the trampoline.. Coming to a theater near you
dakatabg 31
Sucks, time to visit the hospital
NickVsHtml 14
Auwtch !
nonsensical 26
Bless you!
pyrexicpoet 18
I suppose you weren't the only one flipping out
xJChristine 16
I hope your friends didn't laugh, but helped you with your nose. in a while, you have a fun story to tell everyone and you can have a laugh about it :) Hope your nose doesn't hurt too bad OP
brvnnx 18
Friends don't need to be impressed op :)
CommentKing207 23
You shouldn't have to impress your friends, they should already be impressed by you.