Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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kyleenstar 0
Haha. I didn't believe it ether....
hollisterlover64 0
I'm calling a fake....sorry.
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Comments (112)
arielhoee 9
if it hit you in the nose...wouldn't you have seen it before it hit you?! o_o
Chr0nicdreamz 0
rofl you dumb asshole
lizm 0
There is no way this is real. NOBODY throws a boomerang perfectly first time, and like anybody would be that retarded to just watch it swing round and smack them in the face. If they did break their nose it would probably be because they just didn't let go and smacked themselves in the nose.
jasey 0
even if they're not sharpened, they were designed for hunting. ydi for not showing more respect for a weapon. boomerangs are not toys like frisbees.
alex_mu 0
HA im still waiting for mine to come back
DrRick 0
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
LilaBear 2
I call fake. Nobody can throw a boomerang so perfectly first time that it a) actually returns b) returns to precisely so as to hit them in the head. You have to throw it on exactly the right angle, taking into account the wind direction, and have just the right movement in your wrist. Plus, boomerangs make very wide turns and you would see it coming, unless you just threw it and then turned away. All though skelldogs could be right - perhaps the OP just threw it directly up in the air and it fell back and smacked him in the face... haha.
AussieDingo 0
The Aborigines made the boomerang, and no offence but lol how could u not believe they dont come back, they've been used for hunting for centuries in Australia. They are dangerous, if u dont hit anything it'll come back and either u leg it out of the way or catch it.
judgeymcjudge 0
"This throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us!"
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for knowing better than aboriginals