Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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kyleenstar 0
Haha. I didn't believe it ether....
hollisterlover64 0
I'm calling a fake....sorry.
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Comments (112)
teddy4nyy 13
AUSTRALIAN ROULETTE!!!!
nemoK96 6
LOOL OMG THEY ACTUALLY WORK?!!!!! :O
bagleface 6
That's a good throw though, boomerangs are hard as hell to throw properly
Blondegal99 0
I did the same thing...... I tried to catch it but caught it with my eye.... I spent a whole week in hospital and another week at home on bedrest! For the rest of my life i can't go on roller coasters ect cuz could make me blind cuz I cut the back of my eyeball open!
CaptnNorway 10
That's what we in Norway call "en Bom av rang" ... Hopefully some norwegain see this :P
CaptnNorway 10
Oh, and "bom av rang" basicly means that you miss by a mile. The more you know.
Sakshi 13
dont test the science!
Brad31_fml 21
I'm Australian and still can't figure out how to get the Boomerang to come back to me. As bad as I feel for you, I'm still pretty envious.
_Schnitzel_ 4
Did you not notice it turning around?
jojocircus19 16
I live in Australia and have seen boomerangs come back...... Usually people dodge it when it comes back