Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2
"stop hitting yourself"
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for playing with your brother's balls. Wait, what?
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Comments (141)
kendallhi 9
haha now you are going to have a huge bruise on your face
fudgesicle 6
failtakular
eminemchick 19
wow 4 impressive, joined fail and spectacular together and made a new word-_-
The_Weirdo 10
So did you win OP? Or did your bro rape the game while you were out?
alstbv12 13
don't you just hate the ball and chain?
MrSassypants 34
41 I don't have to say this but I am... No I don't hate it because... Chains and whips excite me!
FurryPride 9
41 I'm more of a biting gut myself.
dolphincheddar 10
I also enjoy spiky things and being brutally dominated during sex. but we all have preferences
eminemchick 19
i agree wit 66 XD
rallets 23
what goes around comes around
MOSESRAISIN 0
sweet hair cut bro
mooshibear140 4
Am I the only one who thinks that this FML is just like the scene in the movie "Kicking & Screaming"? Haha.
Uscdrew1 7
Hey wait a minute, this fml doesn't make sense! If the op actually threw the ball as hard as she could, then the ball would've swung around the pole and hit the BACK of her head, not the front.
zuzupetalsYO 11
yeah and u are not suppossed to hold it long enough to throw it, YDI heh heh
madhukar 3
WIN.!
robmoon 0
here is tip next time let youre brother win
robmoon 0
here is tip next time let youre brother win
KingGeorgeGal 12
I've done this before? Not that big of a deal.
jokerman7734 0
omg your gorgeous!!
Drikstar 2
hi
whiteboy7thst 2
"stop hitting yourself"
ahhhFYL 0
what goes around comes around.
mooshibear140 4
#33 LOL reminds me of that show "Phineas and Ferb" with the doctor guy and the platypus.
Idonebeenhad 17
^ .....…
j0emo 4
Karma.
Monikabug 9
Also, quantum physics.
ienjoithinqs 0
no need to complicate things :p
dolphincheddar 10
it's not rocket science. or it is?
DeathMaple 3
it is =D
katieklein 0
sucka!
HannahForbesxo 13
On the up side I'm sure your brother got a good laugh out of it.
airborn54 0
ydi did you have don't point to prove to your little brother?
katieklein 0
Ydi? wtf man.
airborn54 0
suppose to say A instead of didn't
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for playing with your brother's balls. Wait, what?
Lauren10102 3
too far....
MrSassypants 34
38 I saw the inside of it O_o
Jake_2013 0
Mr. Sassypants, your pic scares me now. please change it.
smeesha 4
lol incest is best, keep it in the family (: jkk
HannahForbesxo 13
Incest is wincest.
BaconDave 12
Duh winning
YayFlameWarz 9
Incest from hasbro a game the whole family can play!
enonymous 9
Canada practicing hard for the 2012 games.
alexibabyxoxo 0
you should of said "I meant to do that" :)
SneakherHead 5
yeah because people hurt themselves on purpose -___-"
bidsababe 1
don't be such a buzzkill -_-
iSurf_fml 8
The ultimate, totally not overused comeback.
cgchamp89 7
You take a lot of balls to the face, huh?