Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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kyleenstar 0
Haha. I didn't believe it ether....
hollisterlover64 0
I'm calling a fake....sorry.
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AVC_CC 0
This is so fake. Seriously, im australian, and I remember one time on camp when an aboriginal came and talked to us. He demonstrated throwing a boomerang and he told us many times over how long it took to master throwing a boomerang. Its all to do with the wind, skill, movement and angle. Even he - the aborinial for pity sakes - couldnt throw i and make it come back to him until after like 20 tries!. This is sooooooooo fake.
ActionManly 11
Too true. Stupid stereotypes make people think that boomerangs are some magic device that will 100% return to you no matter how much you suck.
AVC_CC 0
thank you. nice to have someone agree with me. I was being completely serious
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Sounds fake. Seriously boomerangs won't hit you in the face. They travel elliptically so they end up "near" where you threw it.
nemo3590 0
Eh, this doesn't sound real to me. I used to have a boomerang, and it took me FOREVER to get it to come back. You have to throw it just right, and it almost never comes directly back to you; you have to move a little bit to catch it. I'm saying false on this one.
Nobody2 0
I forgot what a boomerang was until it came back to me =p LOL (p.s. that was a joke =p)
dcf17 0
OMG that liked happened to me when I like 5. My dad threw a boomerang and when it was coming back, since I was like 5, I tried to catch it, but instead I had my mouth open and hit me in the mouth knocking out a tooth and cutting my tongue.
Mandaxo 0
Thats so fake and if it is real then YDI !
nzkiwiqt 0
dumbass.
dreamseller1 0
ok this could be real. havent you guys ever seen Wildboyz , with Steve-o and Chris Pontius. Chris throw it and it came back, he tried to catch it but he didnt get a good grip and it hit him in the forehead, making blood. so this story could soo be real. youtube it if u dont believe me : chris ponitus boomerang.
leksileks 0
they are made to do that. stubborn ass
bugmenotmofo 34
FAKE! You can never get it to come back to you on the first throw.