Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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kyleenstar 0
Haha. I didn't believe it ether....
hollisterlover64 0
I'm calling a fake....sorry.
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Comments (112)
jane99 0
Work on your reflexes, man.
kenjiisown 1
I got suspended for throwing a boomerang at a teacher in the 5th grade.
twohot2touch 7
fake most likely. or skilled enough to start entering competitions (if they exist lol)
Xrailer 0
fake. It's actually pretty hard to throw a boomerang and make it come back to you. You need the perfect angle.
poeticpunk77 0
YDI for not moving out of the way
snickle_psyche 0
Boomerangs don't exist.
skelldogs 0
lol the only way i can see this story being anywhere close to true is if the dumbass OP threw it directly up and watched it come straight back down at him..... im aussie iv watched aboriginal children practicing this with there parents in the outback its extremely hard to do iv never seen anyone get it on there first try
jdog69 0
bullshit! there's no way you're going to get it to come back right to you the first go, it willjust come halfway back. and anyway why wouldn't you see it coming and move. they don't go that fast
TechnoMonkey 0
I've learned this lesson. For me it was a frisbee, not a boomerang. My friend flew the frisbee my way, instead of paying attention to the frisbee, I began to find all the green skittles in my not-catching-frisbee-hand(?) and ended up getting hit in the face.
joHnnycsU 0
So what were you just standing there admiring it coming back to you?