Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML
Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML
Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML
Today, I saw a little kid struggling with a balloon, so I tried to help tie it for her. It popped in my hands, and she started crying. Then her mom came running up, yelling, "What did you do to my daughter?" I had to run away while saying sorry. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
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barbarajean 0
Thats what you get for makin out with balloon boy. Damn pedo.
Hannalea_fml 0
Someone needs a life.
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Comments (141)
JinxSNC 0
aha
allen20 0
kool nd you survived(:
honda52 0
haha you suck at kissing!!!
hypezster 0
find a girl or a Teddy bear like a ballon that ur stupidness !
Asstazztic 8
Too intense?
Youwantwhatnow 0
ease off the teeth while making out, jaws. your practicing for boys not apples.
Igor_g5 0
If she finds a girl I want to watch.
BabyDacey 0
obviously the balloon wasnt feeling what you were feeling:P
mattman1994 0
tell everyone the guy you were getting it on with popped and his rubber exploded in your throat... you would only be halfway lying
woopsy 0
seriously?? that sucks..
White_Fury 0
26 and 36 = Hilarious! :D
Mack7273 0
YDI for making out with a baloon
angreen21 0
Well, at least you can just tell people it popped while you blew it up.
1221jamw 11
it's ok op same thing happend w/ me but it was a water balloon fight and I got hit in the face
LMFAOwned 9
Lmfao another one for my favorites. YDI for not using a grapefruit. P A T H E T I C (:
danab_fml 0
sooooo ur dead huh?
willgraham101 0
well, i like the opposite sex, some like the same sex, some like animals, and some like balloons! my god what a strange world
rudiznell 0
hahaha you bitch I laughed for ten minutes
luhow 0
today, I made out with a balloon. fml
livrox 0
your a fuckig idiot why would you practise on a ballon dumbass it's called a pillow
CoolAsian 0
wow that is EPIC :]
dhdefb 0
I bet you also practiced having sex with another baloon and it poppe and got stuck inside you
sthotty 0
haha 44
astarwarsfan 0
it looks like the balloon (puts on sunglasses) blew into you. did you swallow it? ;) jk
sp4rkl3z 0
124 - was prepared to say this same thing minus the david caruso effect, but you beat me to it :)
ceg098 9
#92 ftw
everhood111 0
Today, I was just sitting around when an ugly giant came in the room and attacked me by eating my face.in response I exploded and somehow got lodged in her hairy throat. FML
cincin75 0
Why you opened your mouth for making up for a ballon
cincin75 0
making out*
vivibeatles 1
#44 = funny! lol
Rawr_Doodle 0
its called giving tongue, not teeth...
meeesh 0
this made my day. :)
Waffcakes 0
what'd you do, bite it? lol
Angejolie 0
You look like Georgia Lass in the show, "Dead Like Me".
Angejolie 0
That comment was directed towards #36.
AaDdRrIi 0
Haha! :D
_TONGAN_ 5
that's when u know ur doing it all wrong
steveakafranxy 7
this comment has only 3 letters, yet it has like 35 replies
fruitmasterpuff 2
it wanted t
voodoopandaa 0
105- or you know, maybe a real person.
tanishpradhan 20
She's really easy.. That balloon completely skipped second base!!
barbarajean 0
Thats what you get for makin out with balloon boy. Damn pedo.
Drakorex 10
lol how wud that make her a pedo
oogyboogy 6
obviosly you don't remember when people thought the kid got caught in the homemade weather ballon
soupey_fml 0
obviously fake. Assuming he popped I with his teeth, the wind would have shot it away from him, not down his throat. And also, if it got caught he would have choked and died
EllOfficial 6
wasn't op a she?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
115, actually, it depends on which way the balloon was facing. It's absolutely possible.
silasandseansfml 0
op u must be hideous fyl
Rawr_Doodle 0
#82 is really hot!
Rawr_Doodle 0
....nvm.. it was a dudes pic before . Hahaha
Rawr_Doodle 0
it keeps changing!!
Hannalea_fml 0
Someone needs a life.
lilemo1994 0
no someone needs a relationship.
Sooniztimmy 0
No someones to be smart enough to not make out with a balloon!
Hannalea_fml 0
Well. Imo, you can make out with whatever the hell you wanna make out with! :D Thats my philosophy anyways ;)
Youwantwhatnow 0
second that
Person1233 13
YDI for thinking a balloon would feel like a human.
MisterAmazing_fml 0
i'm surprised they let you out of your straight-jacket long enough to do that you crazy bastard
Rawrzie 0
smooth move OP
cvspartan101 1
hmm...genius at work
phippsy95 2
well that blew up in your face...
ibanez370 0
LOL ^
joserme 0
I like the funny side of you
Rawr_Doodle 0
LMAO clever...
cannabliss96 0
Hahaha very punny. You see what I did there? ;)
perdix 31
What do you mean "pretended" to make out with it? You DID make out with it, you latex-fetish freak! Keep trying until you can control your teeth well enough so the balloon lives through the ordeal. Otherwise, I'm not letting you anywhere near my junk.
moodybaby 0
lmaooo lonely much? Poor balloon! :(