Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
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pooley182 0
YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick
alexandraa_fml 0
"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."
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Comments (115)
pooley182 0
YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick
Unregistered 0
lol ya seriously very uncommon for a girl to be impressed by a yo-yo trick
TBlanchard 0
You're playing with a yo-yo, and you say "... you thought it'd be cool if...". Fail.
alexandraa_fml 0
"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."
FOOFIGHTERSrock 0
lol looks like your "dog bite" bit u in the balls :D
NoteMyGrin 0
Hey, now. People who can yo-yo have very agile fingers.
originalusername_fml 0
as well as pianists :D
DwayneHoover 0
Hell, even the fact that he knows the NAME of any yo-yo trick means that he is not likely to get a girl.
BeeSkwaird 0
Pianist envy.
BurpusMe 0
YouTube video link please!!
humorizer 14
Anyone else find it to be a funny coincidence that the guy banged his **** in bangkok?
themantest 0
Now that you mention it.
jisaac09 25
Reply to 44: Momma says to keep my pianist away from girls....
ZleveL 0
the dog missed your bone! but it got the meatballs :(
XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
you deserve it for yo-yo!
bobnorris 0
do me toto master, do me
B4SK3TB4IL 0
AAHAHAHhaha HE SAID HARD AHAHAHAHAH
pu13 5
yoyos are awesome and tons of girls who are great ( and attractive) like it. including my gf
99problemz 0
Ur gay
AcesAndEights 0
Why would you do that one though? It makes you look like an idiot even if you get it right :-/
dantheman1988 0
youre a fag for even knowing what a dog bite is.
anonymous1604_fml 19
And playing with a yo-yo doesn't?
Person1233 13
Thank you for saying balls.
girlygirl666 0
This! ^
wh4t3v3R 0
Seriously, I regret my YDI now that I realize it didn't hit him in the dingle berries.
hXcsoccerplaya 0
YDI for having a yo yo AND trying to show off with it. play sports, little girl
Buellzorz 0
the dog bite is hilarious when it's done right. I havnt figured that out yet. but I'll do barrel rolls for minutes at a time between classes. and for those who say yo-yos are a stupid way to impress girls- that's how I hooked my girlfriend of 2 years.
f_alltheirlives 3
Yeah but the rest of us want someone older than 8 tho. I saw your girl kiss another man under the kissing tree yesterday btw, but dont worry, she did it for a mint Charizard so totally worth it : )
tjh116 0
Wow you seem like one cool kid. I wish I had enough charisma to attract girls with my yo-yo.
lolsan 0
You still have a yoyo? Wow.
Sorceress0209 0
Wow really! If you like her so much why don't you just tell her.
Do_that_reject 0
WTF is a dog bite
Beans_fml 0
Speaking of not being educated... you don't seem to realize that the "Yo-yo was a weapon!" thing is an urban legend. Fyl. http://personal.anderson.ucla.edu/eloisa.borah/filfaqs.htm#yoyo
jessxoxo28 5
wow, a yo-yo? lmao! i agree with #10
bballpg021xx 5
fag