E or
United States
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
honey soy
Australia
Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
Username
France
Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML
jazthefish
United States
Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
How?
Glasford, United States
Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML
wellalrightythen
Hobart, United States
The strangeness of strangers
Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML
buckley456
Glenolden, United States
Today, my remote control airplane arrived in the mail. I was super excited, so naturally I took it outside for its first flight. It now resides at the top of the tallest tree in sight. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Protein source
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
apparentlyawomanbeater
Cadempino, Switzerland
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Top comments
brianjman14 23
EPIC FAIL
justsayfuck 5
That sounds kinda.. creepy?
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Comments (80)
brianjman14 23
EPIC FAIL
s2000lover 0
how did you do that?
deafeningsilence 8
Yeah, you fail, OP.
LifesRFked 0
Dont you know how to duck op?? These emo's are getting crazier each and every day!!
SqueakyBootz 0
Is that what the kids are doing nowadays
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Shouldve done the matrix. YDI. And just walk it off, you'll be fine.
Mack7273 0
YDI for making a gay FML
987_AMP 0
way to go
LMFAOwned 9
How did this get past moderators?
highsheep 0
this is a ******* repeat!
Rwstudent1 0
FML Moderated!
honda52 0
WTF!!! **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
americuzz 8
comment not moderated:) but op how does that happen. if u were controlin the plane then u have bad hand eye coordination. if it was flown at u then people must hate u. either way fyl.
christa953 12
seriously, how do these fmls get moderated?? I've had much worse stuff happen to me
b182link 0
hah duck
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
you're amazingly hot.
BabyDacey 0
hahha I think that takes skill (;
Averizzle 0
Don't most rc airplanes have things in them that stop them from flying to close to the remote and controller? Ydi for flying a cheap toy airplane
pvthill 0
couldve been worse ....ur grandmas 30 year old ***** that was used constanlty and never washed
rainbowhobos 4
RC Toy Airplane....... WIN! Nuff said.
happykiddo20 0
there was another FML just like this only with a toy helicopter..
jpjruler 0
congratulations your a retard.. u should be proud really.. man these stories must be moderated by 8 yr olds..
987_AMP 0
63 - Shhhh they moderate comments like yours lol
jpjruler 0
son of a bit they moderated my comment lol I saidddd these stories are retarted and are probably moderated by 8 year olds!! moderate this one assholes..
jpjruler 0
goddamn 8 yr olds can't take a joke.. quit moderating my comments ******* dickwads
seahorses4eva 4
69 - Stop breaking the rules lol. Soon it will be your account that gets moderated, not just your comments.
jpjruler 0
73- really O.o? haha whoops lol I just don't like the moderators lol they make me angry -.- grr lol
seahorses4eva 4
74 - yeah really lol. It's not really the mods fault though, it's just their job to enforce the rules. And if you break the rules, you've gotta get punished...such is life :).
seahorses4eva 4
Or flee the Country. ;)
jpjruler 0
u have got to be kidding me.. I think they hate me... stupid moderators.. this fml sucks
seahorses4eva 4
Lol! 78 - you're silly. You can't pick on the mods! Haven't you heard not to bite the hand that feeds you??
jpjruler123 0
I got banned -.-
2kool4skoolyo 0
you fail mun
ohsnapp823 0
wow. this is probably the stupidest fml I've ever read..how come my actually entertaining stories never make it but this shit does?
jpjruler 0
I agree! it is a stupid fml but they modded me when I said that.. jesus
UsualSuspect_fml 0
today, I realized that fml puts stupid stories on, instead of the occasional, true, fml's. FML.
xxooxx_fml 0
Fail. enough said.
brianjman14 23
wtf is up with comments, they're switching like crazy, lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
#7 I have no idea! I was the first one to comment and then it just disappeared. That's okay though, my comment was pretty useless.
brianjman14 23
yeah, it keeps switching from me being first then u being first and back again. idk, lol. same with the fml rite below us about the friend being home for 3 days and other friend finding out on facebook. rofl
barbarajean 0
His mother never loved him.
Richisme 0
did you taste it?
the_flirtt 0
ha u dumass
DareDevilBoy1 0
ooooo sux
Ragnir 0
I believe I can flyyy, I believe I can touch the *crashes plane into face* FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU Thats pretty much how I pictured it.
ARScratch 0
hahaha
brianjman14 23
i lol'd :)
joeinthedark 18
How the hell do you do that? Were you not looking at the plane as you flew it?