Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
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Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
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brittster1990 0
At least he said please.
JiggyBoo123 11
You make a better door than you do a window.
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Comments (164)
cmoore366 0
Hahahaha i smell some closet homosexuality
changesinme 0
If he was **** or gay, he would have been like ' ew oh no get those away from me '
Damn_Hippster 11
The man has priorities.
kyarush 10
There's always a re-run! I'd plan my sneak attack... With my tongue...
TuckinFypos 2
y
TuckinFypos 2
^ those kinky grandma videos on the pay per view channel are actually quite good at grabbing ur attention
shadystyle 6
at least he said please
shadystyle 6
27, yeah since everyone has dvr
thatssomeBS 9
Hell no. OP totally deserved it. Getting between a man and his TV is like getting in between a mama bear and her cubs. Nice try OP, but it's all about the time and place. She lucky she didn't lose a tit.
JiggyBoo123 11
You make a better door than you do a window.
Isaac_The_Man 0
At least he wasn't bitching about it. He was polite
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Just because it was halftime doesn't mean you actually get attention.
DenBriZel 31
Mine does this too. It seems like the only time I'm ever in the mood, he decides he isn't, and vice versa. Except with him, he'll want to be in the mood right after he pisses me off by turning me away. And so I'll refuse him because I don't want it to always be on his terms, ya know? *sigh* frustrating.
Fmlman64 2
Shouldn't be outta the kitchen. lol jk
lilclare 0
Why would you undress in front of the tv? I bet if you had come in naked you would have gotten a better reaction.
ZDK5498 6
well the thrill while she is taking her clothes off is just great excitement before they do the NASTY! :D her walking in the room already with no clothes is still good but no excitement beforehand...
Kefka91 15
72- I prefer to use "bedroom bam-bam" myself.
WTFjizzinmypantz 0
maybe hes gay
HappyPanda2016 14
Oh wow. You know it's bad when your boyfriend would rather watch tv than you undress. Maybe he was watching an intense tv show? :/
jesernoob 13
Then again, not all guys are that way.
shannonreneee 11
It was probably shark week
blondebrunette11 4
Espn?
Tommananaze6T9 4
No he was watching girls undress on tv.
downtime 13
You're right, something is wrong if a guy doesn't drop everything and drool over a girl taking her clothes off. Especially when its a significant other that you've been with for a long period of time. Something is clearly wrong with him if he doesn't immediately run to her because as we all know men are programmed to be wanting sex all the time, and there is no such thing as diversity within population groups.
hateANmotivate 0
Yeah its called ****
athlete1990 4
Happy panda is beautiful.
thatssomeBS 9
The boyfriend didn't say he didn't want her to undress. He just wanted her to undress where he could still watch SportsCenter.
AyeTee77 18
Sports = No sex. That's just how it is, ladies.
ThecomingofTan 9
He might have been jacking it to the history channel. I know it get's me going.
shots1996 8
Agreed with 97 its a little thang called **** he was probably watchin
alexm501 0
Dude! You were blockin his tv time man! ;D
friedchickenpie 14
She can undress in front of me, I promise I'll stop watching the TV.
brittster1990 0
At least he said please.
rulezdunmatter 12
He seems like a gentleman, maybe the kind who believes sex is only reserved for the bedroom.
Buttsexpirate 9
Hey he said please.
hdw17 0
that sucks haha
BVBxXxARMY 5
So does she
Codezlol 21
Looks 50? What kinda planet are you living on?
AnnaBonJovi 9
I may be wrong, but it looks an awful lot like Katy Perry...
xSonic 9
I'm pretty sure there was no sucking in this situation...