Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
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rabiesss 0
messed up :/
Marzee 14
FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (434)
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
That's a horrible thing to say, i'm sorry OP. I can't believe people can be so heartless.
btnhdude 0
I can.
WiderWille 11
You are quite young so I guess its okay if you still belive in love and friendship and this stuff, but the truth is: Most people are heartless bastards.
YacL 15
I regret to tell you this, but, welcome to the real world.
TheTerenity 9
I know right, I will say I'm actually nice and hate to fight, but if somebody tries to harm me, I will bite! For example, if somebody were to run at me like they were going to attack me, I would go low, flip them over me, turn around, put my knee on their chest, and repeatedly punch them in their face. Then, when the teachers came, I would leave happily! Life's a S.O.B, and then You die...
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
mhm.. I see what all of you are saying, the world isn't so great, there are horrible things going on, but I guess , in general ,I like seeing the brighter side of things, I know the world isn't great but it doesn't hurt to be optimistic about it :)
Pufferfish78 5
What a heartless bitch! Sorry for your loss.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Exactly. I think he should lose the girlfriend! You wouldn't want someone that cold as a girlfriend, doesn't sound like a good shoulder to cry on, just sounds like a bitch.
YacL 15
That's horrible. I'm so sorry for your loss, OP.
ColorfulDonut 7
Actually, it's a bad thing she died, your girlfriend is quite a bitch.
ritbbehindu 0
love your pic
Blueglasscup 18
No shit Sherlock... Nice picture btw.
Blueglasscup 18
Oh wait I just got what you were doing. Sorry totally my bad there.
Zombieslayer1 0
What the ****!?!? Brake that little bitches heart! There is no excuse for that type of immaturity.
likeyourelooking 6
no way. he should gas pedal her heart.
cgchamp89 7
90, give her a brake, will ya?
ariestiger15 0
nice
msimaginarium 0
I like what you did there.
rebekahah 7
well that's not nice. :S
rebekahah 7
oh whoops, I didn't see the comments up there when I posted this. :/ sorry
Havin 19
If that's you in the picture, love the hair!
rebekahah 7
it's a friend, but thanks anyway. :)
ibitehard 9
That's Avril Lavigne, so unless you know her, nice lie.
iLazy 0
I always thought marriages were arranged in OP's country
unluckiestperson_fml 14
******* hell! That is NEVER acceptable.
jbomber95 4
one less person bitching about ur bi
DaniBee420 6
umm yeah, dump her.
IMveryHUNGRY 3
first slap ah' bitch