Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
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rabiesss 0
messed up :/
Marzee 14
FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (434)
juliemarbles 0
Your girlfriend is a bitch
edlebug09 1
I hope she is your ex-girlfriend! sorry about your loss!!!
TheJashinist 8
she better not be your girlfriend anymore, what a bitch.
sky22_fml 7
Wow that's so ******....I'm sorry :/
PawsUp_fml 2
I saw a post that said can't vote unless we know the relationship of the Gf and Mother, and that's true. Almost everyone has wished someone dead and it's the same as saying I am glad they are dead. Maybe the mom was mean to her and called her a **** out loud. You never know so the mom could really be a bitch, but the girlfriend could have spoken about that elsewhere or just keep it inside.
cgchamp89 7
So if someone calls you a ****, you wish them dead? I feel bad for you... you need some help.
alissa222 15
It doesn't matter if she was called a ****, it was OP's mother, so she should at least have the decency not to talk about it if that's how she felt.
BountyBass 13
time to throw acid on her face..... bad joke I know
Mtherof3grls 0
People deal with loss in different ways... Not all are acceptable.
Jamialia 5
O.O that's extremely disrespectful. Its not nice to speak ill of the dead, regardless of how she felt towards her.
alex6946 10
that is horrible!! if i were you, i'd dump her! sorry for your loss.
yumsugarr 8
oh my god! How rude .
qasimahsan93 4
It so is. :(