Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Benefits
Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Favoritism
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law say to her daughter "I can't wait for you to make me a real grandma." I'm pregnant with their first grandchild. FML
Motherly love
Today, I overheard my mother saying that if murder were legal, there would be absolutely no chance that I wouldn’t have been killed as a baby. FML
Nice family you've got there
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Priorities
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Tense situation
Today, while talking to my sister, I explained to her that the reason I hope I end up having a girl is I want my daughter to love me the way I "used" to love my own mother. I didn't mean to say it in the past tense. My sister told my mom. She's planning my baby shower. FML
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syki 22
Step 1: Call them into whatever room you have the receiver in. Step 2: Go into the baby's room and start talking about how great baby monitors are. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit
Idiotskillme 20
Well OP the solution is simple. Fake your death and see what happens. JK I'm sure they don't know your daughter like you do, any kid would be lost without their mother, I know I would be
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moo77_fml 20
What a nasty thing to say... I would defo have a word and tell them a daddy is important in any little ladies life :)
syki 22
*Mommy
moo77_fml 20
Well .. every kid needs both parents in there lives .. Regardless who the comment was made to .. It was nasty .. If I heard someone say that about my kids I know I'd be showing them the door!!!
eski2015 22
They were talking about the mother #12
Jayms_fml 32
I totally agree with you #1. I, to, would show them the way to the door.
junjunbun 28
Not in every childs life #1, I actually prefer it to not know my dad nor have grown up with him.
DoomedGemini 38
While I think this was horrible, no a child does not need 'both parents' in their lives.
Soloman212 28
A child also doesn't NEED two legs. It's still cruel to cut one off.
DoomedGemini 38
Like I said, I think it's terrible to say this. You have to also think of the other people here, though. Saying that children need one mom and one dad could be kinda hard on other people who didn't have that, or even wished they didn't have one parent, don't you think? And it kinda says they shouldn't be happy about their life. It also says to parents that don't have a SO or an SO of the same gender that it's "cruel" for their child not to have that other parent. I think we all agree saying something like this is terrible, but saying someone needs both parents or it's cruel not to have one isn't really nice either.
SuperMew 22
As long as the people/parent/guardian in their life is able to care for them, love them, and support them emotionally/physically... you could have just one person and the kid would be better off than anyone with two asshole parents.
moo77_fml 20
My son didn't know his dad.. Not my sons choice .. It was his dad's !!! But his step dad has done such a good job !!! Proud of both of them.. My son is 18 and I still get complimented on how well behaved he is x
moo77_fml 20
They need good role models .. My son has been brought up my myself and his step dad.. But having negative people is just not acceptable . The front door is wide open in my house for people like that to walk out of
moo77_fml 20
I thought it was the dad listening on the monitor not the mother.. I strongly believe a child needs both parents.. My son was 3 when my marriage fell apart and my ex didn't want anything to do with him.. My hubby now has brought my son up who is now 18 and a fantastic addition to society :) xx role models are important
moo77_fml 20
How can you tell.. I couldn't lol
MrsPegg 45
^ When you read FML from a computer it will show the gender of the OP. If you use the iPhone app, it is the outline of a woman in the upper left hand corner. It's ok!
DoomedGemini 38
A child does not NEED both parents. Children can grow up in single parent households or gay households and be successful and happy and there are children who have both parents that could be miserable. A child needs love and guidance, a husband and wife doesn't equal that. The sentiment that this comment is terrible and op's child probably wouldn't be better off without her is nice, but don't make such a comment like that. Look at a child whose parent was abusive and now only has the other parent and tell them how they NEED the other parent. Look at someone who grew up in a loving family without both parents and tell them how they NEED the other parent. It's rude and disrespectful.
graceh1211 20
So what? You're saying that because my 'father' doesn't look after me or because he has never helped my mum then I'm not going to be a good addition to society? So if my mum were to get married then automatically I would be a good person? Your logic is barely even there. You don't need two parents to be a good person: they don't shape you.
Idiotskillme 20
Well OP the solution is simple. Fake your death and see what happens. JK I'm sure they don't know your daughter like you do, any kid would be lost without their mother, I know I would be
leogachi 15
@3 Not all mothers are good mothers.
GrahamLikeABoss 15
I hate how everyone is forced to be around those people that you know they hate you, but you still have to be around them, especially in-laws. But FYL.
LegoCarpet 12
OP should make sure those in laws don't get to see her child anymore.
laurenhem 26
That's pretty ****** up...
sweetbliss3 37
Well, ain't that some shit. Time to kick them out of your house and tell husband why they're not welcome back.
Jayms_fml 32
Agreed! !
syki 22
Step 1: Call them into whatever room you have the receiver in. Step 2: Go into the baby's room and start talking about how great baby monitors are. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit
MidnaLink 35
That's pretty much it. ******* psychos…
noisyboy4000 23
That is beyond ****** up to them to say, even if they did think you wouldn't hear them. It's one thing to dislike someone, it's even worse to wish death upon them. I'm sure you're a good mother OP
becca1998 22
That's awful! I'm sorry OP. Maybe your baby would be better off if they weren't in their life (but not by them dying)
TheNerdExpress 12
Get out the shotgun... They gonna pay for what they said.
cornyrob 33
I sure hope they knew you were in there, and only joking around.
countryb_cth 38
Even so, that's really not something that you joke about and it's definitely not funny.
HonestPie 10
If they had a dark sense of humor, then it could've been funny to them.