Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
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rabiesss 0
messed up :/
Marzee 14
FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (434)
muangelofmusic 4
I'm terribly sorry for the loss of your mother, however, I think it's time you lose the girlfriend too. that's a terrible thing to say, you can do better op!
airborn54 0
dang man thats rough, bitch slap her!
Chinnithy 0
Bitch slap that bitch.
Consequences 0
You didn't state anything about the relationship between them. cannot vote until we know more.
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
No matter what their relationship, it's never nice to say it's good that someone died.
marcranger 29
wrong. even of op had a complex relationship with his mother and she took it out on his hopefully ex, that comment is beyond rude and uncalled for.
Grimmerie 31
it's good that hitler died, he was quite a bitch.
TheDrifter 24
Nope, not even him. He would be great evening news entertainment, like a pale Kim Jong il, but rocking the micro stache.
Tweelock 0
Hitler was a mass murderer dumbass. Unless the OP's mother was as well you can stfu.
pharmbrooke35 0
that's horrible. sorry for your loss. hopefully you were wise enough to dump her..
biwinning88 1
wwwooooowww... she sounds like a real winner.
BattlingJason 14
Time to show her that you are a descendant of the Slapahoe tribe.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
you sir, are my hero.
felah17 6
I LOLed!!!! : D
meggieh815 0
John Q! :)
huggy515 0
nice haircut f a g !
Brownstonius 0
damn harsh
Lolpizza_fml 0
shes not a real friend. a real friend would be for you always...D:
DocBastard 40
Maybe she acted like a bitch because she had a chronic, debilitating, painful disease. And maybe she is indeed better off now that she has passed on. Did you ever think of that? Or it could just be that she was truly a bitch and your girlfriend hated her.
slkdw 1
even if his mother was a bitch it's never ok for someone to say something like that. even if her relationship with his mother wasn't good, she obviously has no respect for him at all. stupid bitch needs to learn to keep her mouth shut.
iLove2LoveU 0
she's not worth it if she's gonna be like that!! dump her!!
angelpies 0
He was talking about his girlfriend talking about HIS mother.. Aka- mother in law.