Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
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rabiesss 0
messed up :/
Marzee 14
FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (434)
JennaMarie420 2
I'm sorry for your loss. I'd say dump her. She sounds ignorant.
danielE713 0
u aint **** her up
RosiePosie0912 0
maybe she was really horrible to your girlfriend. I know I've had that problem before and usually the son's eyes are completely closed to it (by choice).
Sarahcancienne 9
I completely agree with you. My mother in law is the worst and my husband does not see it at all. Maybe the mother was a complete bitch to the gf. With the way my mother in law treats me I would say the same thing not around him but I would still say it. She most likely didn't mean for him to hear.
ericamichelle521 0
I really hope she's your ex-girlfriend now....
borntoperform 14
I'm so sorry for your loss!!! Feel better): I know how you feel because my dad died when I was 10.
Lucina122 0
that's horrible(:
basketballforeve 0
thts horrible I am gonna cry!
tashhshere 0
I could see if your mother was alive ad they didn't get along, but she's passed away seriously she's a bitch :( or did they really hate eachother THAT much
darkmis1 18
Write your girlfriend a letter. Something like: Dear baby, Welcome to dumpville. Population : You. That should embarrass her and get her back for being such a bitch.
pinkspaceboundro 0
I don't even know what to say. I hope you confronted her about it, and realize this is not the right person for you.