Today, my roommate turned the thermostat down to 50 degrees. Why? Because she read that shivering burns calories. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bit nippy out
Today, my mom wants to save money on both heating and electricity. Put into practice, this means that the temperature in my room is about the same as that in our fridge. FML
Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML
Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Thermoregulation wars
Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML
Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
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yfml90 3
Turn it up to 90 tell her sweating burns calories
sunkistfitch 4
FYL, I once read on the Internet, that everything on the Internet is true. BURN SOME CALORIES!
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superrocket19 17
lol
sunkistfitch 4
FYL, I once read on the Internet, that everything on the Internet is true. BURN SOME CALORIES!
alstbv12 13
"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet" -Abraham Lincoln
iPeterPan 8
"Just because somebody puts a name next to a quote, doesn't make it true. Peace out niggaz." - Albert Einstein
phantumgrey 6
Being cold does in fact burn more calories as your body uses more fuel to keep warm so your roomy is correct. Source: I am a personal trainer and power lifter.
linstar 13
98% of statistics are made up.
tomhofer 14
90% of statistics are false ~ Napoleon
savage93 11
"Try to find me on the internet, Bitch" -Chuck Norris
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Uh, 28, look up... at #20. You lose!
moneyboyswag 3
Actually, I read on Wikipedia that it is 96%
desoto96 9
23 finally! A fellow powerlifter!
qwillis98 20
It's 46% of statistics are made up on the spot.
hawright 13
It does burn calories. The correct terminology is non-exercise activity thermogenesis. I'm not a power lifter, just a nutrition professor.
codyjohn17 5
It's also true that Lindsey Lohan is a good actress and Ryan Gosling is a fat, ugly bastard.
Carmstro 13
Maybe it's just me, but if OP's roommate has the willpower to torture herself by forcing herself to constantly shiver that she might be able to put the effort into a run or something... Assuming that she doesn't work out often, just that it looks like she's looking up "easy" tricks vs. exercise.
yfml90 3
Turn it up to 90 tell her sweating burns calories
oj101 33
That is a logical fallacy. Setting it onto cold makes the body use fat deposits to remain at the constant and optimum temperature of 36.7 whilst releasing water to for evaporative cooling barely uses any energy seeing as your body temperature is already over 36.7 easily.
samasara 20
nerd alert.
kxxjoejoexxk 8
There is a difference this man is smart not a nerd
lilhellian 27
Being cold tells the body to store fat over a period of time..
lilhellian 27
Pretty sure he edited his comment. >.>
rldostie 19
Sweating does burn calories, but cold temperatures cause the body to burn more. That's why people tend to eat more in the winter--the body is compensating for the loss of calories.
GothickNihilist 15
FYL for having an idiot for a roommate.
His_Holiness 18
Your body takes a lot of energy to heat itself therefore burning calories, but burning calories to the extent of losing weight is not probable.
LouisianaBob 9
I think it is probable but only if said roommate likes the cold. If not then he or she will crack and start wearing warmer clothes instead of shivering like the original intention.
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Thumbs down for being an idiot commenter
unknown_user5566 27
Try to make the best of it, OP. You can now charge your roommate more money for the utility bill, AND you have an excuse to cuddle up with a blanket, some hot chocolate, and a good book. That's what I'd do, anyway. :)
horneyhic 15
It's winter here that'll save money
unknown_user5566 27
Where I live 50 degrees is still colder than the temperature outside during the day (unfortunately), so that's why my mind went to the higher utility bill part. Regardless, I stand by the rest of my comment; there's nothing better than cuddling up with your blanket and a hot drink when you're cold. :)
LO388 7
Who shivers at 50 degrees?
unknown_user5566 27
I definitely do. I was born and raised in Arizona (southern), so anything below 60 is freezing to me.
xxmollyxx 25
Inside and outside temperatures do feel different. I'd say most people would shiver at that temperature in their house. I'm curious how cold your house is.
CharresBarkrey 16
I'm in Arizona as well and it's about 68 here now, and I'm shivering my buns off.
theandrewdays 2
Southerners
BusinessTurtle 8
Hawaiians. My friends that live on Maui say that 60 degrees is cold and anything less than 55 is freezing.
kathbutter 12
try living in Britain if you want cold weather
MURIKKA 11
58- Not to turn this into a pissing contest over outside temperature, but Britain doesn't know cold.
OhDearBetrayal 25
I live in Minnesota. I start shivering at around -10 degrees.
Rancor 5
I grew up in southern California but I don't get cold until like -15 or -20°f
Mauskau 36
Oh the joys of not knowing Fahrenheit to Celsius. Thank you, British Education. >_
FMLKitten 15
80) if it helps, I think 10° celcius is 69.8° (about 70) Fahrenheit. Just to by tens, and you'll get a rough estimate.
white16sox 19
I'm from Chicago, 50 degrees is nice. Freezing to me is about 10 and lower. That's not me being a hardass, thats just the way you adapt to living in Chicago all your life. I'm not even kidding 2 days ago it was 60 degrees, then yesterday we had the possibility of snow.
desireev 18
Here in Oklahoma is torture. We'll have 70-80 degree highs during the day, and 30-40 degree lows throughout the night. I wish the weather would just make up its mind! :[
desireev 18
And that's our winter temperatures. During the summer, we'll have 105-115 highs during the day, and 50-65 lows throughout the night. When it's 110 degrees outside, then quickly drops like it does, 60 degrees feels so, so cold!
ise3 10
10C is actually 50F. I personally like it 60F outside and 72-73F inside. So guys is -40C colder or is -40F colder?
horneyhic 15
I live in Canada -40F Is cold 0F is brisk
hawright 13
86, I'm a fellow Okie as well and the weather here is a trip. 92, That wasn't a serious question was it? Surely you know -40 C is colder than -40F.
clumsydude 10
I live in Vermont and sometimes it can get below 0F during the winter. It was 29F today and it was cold.
VolleyAly 14
I live in Ohio and I don't start shivering till its below 20F but I am melting as soon as the temperature hits above 80F
shaagy2760 13
-30 c is colder
Stalkerloo 11
87- You it's bad for you, I'm Texan. Three days ago it was nearly 70 with a low of 50. Today? Low of 18, didn't break 45. (F)
ajeppsen 25
I live in central Utah and I don't start shivering until its about 20 degrees or lower.
KMtheDrummer 6
It's all relative to the quality of the coat you own. With even a decent hoodie, 30 is plenty bearable (IL's kinda mediocre tho).
LavenderLunacy14 7
102- I have to answer lol. -40 degrees F/C is 419.67 Ra and 233.15 K.
ddukes4 2
Silly American measurements! Does any country use the old kings measurements other than USA?
cmac86 24
I'm in Arkansas, and while it can get pretty cold here, I would shiver. It also gets hot here. Really hot.
Unicorn_Toes 4
Try living in England..
ur2nvthis85 3
So does exercise...Inform him or her.
LO388 7
Seriously. The lengths some people go to in order to avoid physical exertion...
TheOnlyX 11
This is usually when I would tell my friend our relationship couldn't go on anymore.
xxmollyxx 25
Advise the lazy fool that going for a run burns calories. While she's out, turn the thermostat back up.
mavericks 6
Send her to Antarctica