Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
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ZombieSazza 34
I sincerely hope you mean ex-boyfriend.
Yorih17 22
shit that's rough. dump him OP, he doesn't deserve you. FYL
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Comments (68)
ZombieSazza 34
I sincerely hope you mean ex-boyfriend.
ohSNAPyall 27
Well, he was the boyfriend at the time, not an ex-boyfriend. OP could say "then-boyfriend," but that would have spoiled the surprise of the FML.
MetalSonicCD 13
Jesus Christ every ******* FML that has to do with a cheating partner has this comment. If you're begging for thumbs up, then you have a bright future as an FML enthusiast
Yorih17 22
shit that's rough. dump him OP, he doesn't deserve you. FYL
Diesel96 16
I'm sorry, OP! I hope you dumped his sorry ass! You don't need people like him in your life especially after all the effort you went through today. Good karma is coming your way! Stay positive!
lennon_ 16
Eat his free meal, dump him, and give yourself props for being a good (ex)girlfriend.
KinkyMissBinky 23
Tell his boss why he was unable to do his own job.
KinkyMissBinky 23
I doubt his boss would appreciate him shirking his duties and treating the person who took on those duties in that way. Wouldn't look good and hopefully he'd lose hours or even get fired.
Jinxsie 27
I'm glad someone said it. We don't need people like OP's ex(I hope) in the workplace. Who knows what else he did.
VeganVampyre 27
Actually, if the boyfriend found someone to work his shift then he's being perfectly responsible as far as his boss is concerned. If he had called in sick and left them short handed that would be a different story. But it doesn't really matter why you want a day off as long as you can get someone to cover your shift for you. He's definitely an asshole and a horrible person, but as someone else said, the boss probably won't want to get involved in personal problems.
mightyxmidget 10
Unless of course, the boss is a woman. For some reason, woman find it personal to them as well if another woman is hurt, she'd probably say he's a filthy bastard, maybe even relate it to a life experience she may have had, and give him hell or fire him. That's how it works. (Don't yell at me, I'm a woman also lol. Just stating what usually happens)
Garrett2818 21
You'd think he'd know when you'd be home and would plan accordingly. Just further proof that he's a schmuck.
cameosurgeon 16
I took this as she surprised him with the food. Idk.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Dump him, but first destroy him.
Koolaidandtacos 21
Destroy then dump in a garbage bag. MWHahahaha
cocoshake 16
get the hose and spray him
iamflintpro 15
During a blizzard and lock him out.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
No good deed goes unpunished.
jentrynicole 20
Throw the free food in his face.
brittaaany_93 38
Why would you waste free food on a piece of shit person like that? The thought alone makes me angry.