Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML
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txgirl09 5
OP must have been exceptionally tired to not wake up from having water spill all over him. Poor guy. :/
cj7geojeep 0
You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up after getting drenched in boiling hot water, OP :P
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Comments (100)
soccer1416 0
That sucks!!
MrFancy 0
Not really... I can't seem to find the "Suck it up and stop whining." button.
doctorwhogirl 0
thats a veryy odd conclusion you came to. are you sure you didn't just pee your pants and subconsiously blame it on your bottle of water. i bet you actualy woke up opened your bottle of water and places it next to you, in order to convince yourself that you didn't poss yourself...
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I would think anyone past age 2 should know the difference between piss and water.
youcunthole 0
Fail sauce
FreshlyCut 0
That's why I'm in bed by 8.. And home by 11.. giggity
EvilPotato 15
19 what are rambling about?
n_epic_fail 14
19- And I bet you realized your a dumb ass but just wrote it off as unique.
doctorwhogirl 0
that was a bit bitter wasn't it please don't try to act big just because your on the Internet, Because that's pretty pathetic.
urdirtyolduncle 15
That's some crazy night you had, OP!
leadrunner751 3
sounds like you had a wet dream
leadrunner751 3
sounds like you had a wet dream
leadrunner751 3
sounds like you had a wet dream
leadrunner751 3
sounds like you had a wet dream
leadrunner751 3
sounds like you had a wet dream
leadrunner751 3
sounds like you had a wet dream
FreshlyCut 0
6 post!!!!
JustHello123 1
Gosh, you must have been really tired to not even put the cap back on.
tehrealone 6
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? Well none If you stop trying to give it a ******** and just eat the thing
LiyIa_fml 8
I give 19 props for being creative and thinking outside the box. But, I would like to think if what 19 said did happen, OP would have posted that part as well in his FML. Makes a much more interesting story then it already was. :)
EvilPotato 15
53 stop making irrelevant and pathetic comments then.
TunechiXXL 0
53 of course you would have a Lord of the Rings poster on your wall, Brilliiant! I now know why you suck at life..... Comment FAIL!
JustHello123 1
53 Quit acting like your smart.
Choose_Wisely 5
53 - so you mad?
HillbillRay 1
Dis dun be a sad sitiation :(
SidekickCookie 0
I find this kind of impressive
HillbillRay 1
Yallz is sum fine fine indevidolz ;)
Nico_Belic 0
That doesn't even sound believable.
Stonedmanalex 0
yeah he probably pissed himself
tehrealone 6
This comment that I have replied to has been moderated.
Feklfekl2222 32
You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up when getting drenched in cold water.
wishfulmidget 0
HE NEVER SAID IT WAS COLD!!!
cj7geojeep 0
You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up after getting drenched in boiling hot water, OP :P
Toowoo 3
Why would he drink warm water??
angrymexican 8
He wants you to think it was water.
tehrealone 6
Many different substances could be held accountable in the creation of this FML...
Streeet_hayley 6
Either way, it's just water.
hugginsman76 10
Awesome cat picture
amadais 1
******* ****** faggots, ban me I dare u, you chicken shit admin. click it u pussy u don't have the balls ******* asspipe.
amadais 1
Haven't banned me yet! Haha eat my **** u gucking Jew bitch die die die!
amadais 1
Ban me u ******!
DishHeads 9
Well, if it was warm water, his pants are soiled
DishHeads 9
Well, if it was warm water, his pants are soiled
DishHeads 9
Well, if it was warm water, his pants are soiled
Chad_the_Brony 0
Triple post and everyone of them is a fail.
moonmonkeyman 6
It's catachu again I love that picture
pancakerocks 1
FML?
txgirl09 5
OP must have been exceptionally tired to not wake up from having water spill all over him. Poor guy. :/
Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse, could've pissed himself. That's where I thought it was going.
markrs 0
You're only telling half of the story OP? It's okay. We believe that "urine" water.
SuperDerp 8
Well I guess thats what you call a wet dream :()
Potterhead1 3
He did not urinate, OP simply used the Aguamente spell in his sleep.
J3R3MYY 14
^^^ someones a potthead!
theten_fml 9
Eh it's not too bad. Sometimes my gf would wake me up really early in the morning. She'd be super wet as well
Arch27 27
Bear Grylls?
malfoyfreak 3
That must suck. At least a hot shower will be more enjoyable :)
KTC30 0
Unless they don't have hot water.
malfoyfreak 3
Which would suck.
Teehee2 0
Thanks captain obvious
ColtsDoug18 0
It couldn't all have been water ;)
CryMoreFMLs 15
Those wet dreams really get you when you least expect it.
angrymexican 8
I said that but the comment I replied to was moderated for some reason. You win again Alquaeda
Blueocean7 19
Lol, this happened to me once too. Just thought it was funny.
bedazzledmusic 3
It happened to me too! :)
13FTW 9
Go write your own FML.
zachherbert 10
Y'all should start a club.
RA661 8
and name it... "The bed wetters"!
cheesecakex 5
It could have been worse. You could have urinated yourself.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Maybe OP did :O
AthleticSwaqq 8
Did you learn your lesson? :P
PlasticSand 6
What lesson? To not drink water anymore in case he falls asleep? That's a little far-fetched.
Stonedmanalex 0
125- To always put the cap back on
DeLpHe3zY 7
interesting comment to say the least
alexwarfield333 1
I love your profile pic.
r0ckPrinc3sS 0
Yeah OP, keeping telling yourself it's water!
unhappybitch 8
Keep telling yourself it's water perhaps?
flockz 20
perhaps you should just tell yourself it was water.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Perhaps.. We should let this string of comments die.
unhappybitch 8
Perhaps we should make this string of comments longer?
dickydickman 0
Perhaps, a salad for the lady?
btstig 11
C-C-C Combo breakerrrr!!!!!
unhappybitch 8
Perhaps 169 should shut up?