Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Great idea having sex in your bedroom while the entire family is home and your little sister is in the adjoining room. I salute your brilliance, madam.
lordslaya53 14
Doin' it froggy style
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Comments (37)
FlyingPie 17
When I read "it began to shake", my first thought was that it was due to an earthquake.
lixone 7
Me too, but "the frogs in the wall" really changes things.
ZackST 6
I thought this was in relation to another damned Harlem video.
landon_loe11 16
I'm curious as to what "frogs in the wall" sounds like.
FlyingPie 17
Frogs in the wall sound like sex, apparently.
ironichalibut 24
35- A squeaky spring symphony through closed doors and muffling walks equals a sound very similar to croaking, from experience.
Ololo_fml 16
i thought "it began to shake" was about her bf's dick. still fyl for having frogs in the wall
lordslaya53 14
Doin' it froggy style
DocBastard 40
Great idea having sex in your bedroom while the entire family is home and your little sister is in the adjoining room. I salute your brilliance, madam.
supportcommand 17
I doubt op is mature enough to be called "madam". Unless you meant "Madam". As in the less respectful meaning of the word.... *****.
MarisaCB 16
It doesn't say sex... just getting hot.
lilhellian 27
"It began to shake" "Frogs in the wall" Those context clues lead me to believe they were *******...
jelly713 19
Wow, you said it more nicely than I would have, Doc.
clueless05 12
Or sir
BulldogHoops 14
Yes technically it COULD be a guy but I don't think you have to come out here and reemphasize that. He assumed OP's a girl because OP was ******* a dude. Just let it be.
JokerJim2013 14
Well, she is from Arkansas, so her "boyfriend" was probably a member of her family as well.
grumpybr 13
That wouldn't have happened if you respected the fact that your family was home. If you can't control yourself go get a motel room.
SillyGirl4602 23
I'm going to assume that Op is too young to even be able to get a motel room. I could definitely be wrong as there are many 20 something's living with their parents but I just have a feeling op is too young.
andyyroxx 20
I can't stop imagining the sperm cells turning into tadpoles and rapidly growing into frogs within the walls of your home. Should lay off the catnip, shouldn't I?
Welshite 40
#7: I highly doubt catnip is to blame.
Wizardo 34
#7 you sure its not the bath salts?
Welshite 40
Catnip?!? I wouldn't touch the stuff. You have no idea how addictive it is. As for my beautiful profile: it is the product of a demented goddess, a passive-aggressive punny guy, and a delusional penguin. YOLO
annihil8or 15
Doesn't, matter had sex.
toelie 26
Punctuation is a, bitch.
Atomic_Mushroom 14
Your blatant lack of punctuation gnaws at my soul.
therealslim 15
There isn't a 'blatant lack of punctuation'. Use your eyes before making a smart arse comment.
annihil8or 15
I think I'm just gonna post comments with even more ****** up grammar just to get at people like you. This isn't a published work; it's a comment on FML, so deal with it.
HairyPunisher 27
I really don't understand people. Why do SO many people have wild, obnoxious sex that gets so powerfully loud that it always results in an fml because they either get caught, break something, get hurt, or disturb their ENTIRE family? It's called having tact and being quieter or better yet, not having sex while your parents are home AT ALL.
tacojauns 45
Furries?
karlcolt45 19
we were just playing leap frog dad, I swear!
lochiamochia 25
".... his **** just accidentally stuck me when it was his turn to jump."
karlcolt45 19
and I can't do it with siblings in the house, I mean..that's their sister/brother. its like molesting their ears