Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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Top comments
WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
1799 4
# 59, i liked the link, it was very interesting! But why did you quite it to #50, I think they understand the concept already...
wh0regasm 0
i agree with #1. and don't let anybody change you!
Mewtwo_fml 1
OP, before you lose his number, post it here so we can all spam the hell out of it with animal death stuff.
AntiChrist7 0
we eat meat for over thousands of years. YDI for looking only at the looks
jen_kay 0
Its a fact of Life that we eat meat. Its time for him to get over it.
The_Cait 0
Looks like you dodged a ******* bullet on that one!
Soitgoes74 0
YDI for eating veal in the first place.
uneekfreak16 0
Not all vegetarians are intolerant and try to push their views on others. I'm a vegetarian because I just don't like meat (I know it's weird, but it's just not my thing). I feel like eating preferences is kinda like religion. Eat (or believe) whatever you want, as long as you don't shove that ideology in other people's faces. I agree you should lose his number too... not because he's a vegetarian but because he's so intolerant.
Indiana_fml 4
Well, you *are* supporting animal murder. Additionally, you are a speciestic racist. That are facts. Here's another one: Deal with the fact that some people don't accept this just because most people are like that. Complaining that some people are so intolerant that they don't accept racism doesn't make it better. Just imagine this: If you belonged to an alien race for which it were normal to eat dismembered corpses from humans, you would totally do that shit, too. I guess there might be some ethics groups which would argue that the attitude towards other beings should be based on their ability to feel pain, rather than arbitrary biological categorizations. But hey, every species has to have its whiny liberals! It's all about socialization. I'd eat humans too, by the way, but at least I wouldn't have to lie to myself about what horrible thing I'm doing while enjoying a well-served baby. Yummy! Long story short: If you can't stand it, don't do it.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
plants have the ability to feel pain, too. What was that sound? Oh, it was your argument that just imploded.
schadenfreudeFTW 0
:/