Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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Top comments
WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
fash 0
Better off without him. Text him a photo of yourself eating it. Asshole. You can eat whatever the hell you want!
d33m4n 0
*give's the guy the finger* jackoff ! (your not missing out girl)
onigiriqueen 0
#38: I have nothing against emo kids. But you should really get that sand out of your ******. ****, does NOBODY watch South Park? There was an episode about veal, Stan managed to change the word legally from "veal" to "tortured baby cow" and in the process developed Vaginitis, where ******* started to grow all along his body? You all ******* suck. Animals are animals, we eat them, sometimes they eat us. You all need to grow up. Especially you, #38. Get a sense of humor. ****.
Artur_fml 0
Hey, don't be sad. Not all vegetarians are retards! Go Vegan!
Equinox987 0
Sounds like you've dodged a bullet there, the guy is lame.
Light_Ty 0
If everyone was vegan like that...yea. Overpopulation, disease, overpraise, maybe even worship! Natural humans were meant to hunt. And just feel your third tooth on the top row...its spikey for a reason :P
fash 0
Double post but whatever. For everyone who is having a go at her for her 'controversial' taste in food. Are you the kind of person that protests outside abortion clinics and signs petitions against stem cell research? Are you the kind of person that would knock on doors in your neighbourhood handing out free bibles? How about if you see someone shopping in a certain store: would you run up to the cashier's desk and tell everyone not to buy from a store that uses slave labour? Sure, you might think you're making a difference in your own small way but don't preach to other people about it; it's the most boring thing ever to hear or read. I will reiterate my last statement - you can eat whatever the hell you want. I won't bother you while you're eating your tofu, and I don't expect to be hassled just because I've ordered the veal in a restaurant. It's food. It's cow. It might well be baby cow but these animals are bred purely for us to eat them. They wouldn't even exist.
microfilms 0
i love my beef bloody. i stay away from veal though. i don't need to eat a slaughtered calf for a little tenderness.
schadenfreudeFTW 0
dear #50, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speciesism education is the key.
magoo_fml 0
veal is delicious f*** all this hippy bulls*** were on top for a reason. loose that ******* number already
JackieJackal 0
Yeah but if you believe in a free country, then you should be mindful with your power and not abuse it, shouldn't you? Maybe I am stronger than some kindergarden kid, but is that a reason to beat it up?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
of course it is