Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
His loss
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
I'm a loser, baby
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Weirdo
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Meat is murder
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Help yourself
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Well, this is awkward
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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boredphil 4
I do wish people would stop assuming all Vegetarians are meat-eater hating nutjobs. Personally I don't care what others eat, generally don't try to push my feelings on the matter onto others (actually my reasons for being a vegetarian have nothing to do with beliefs on animal welfare/etc anyway), think PETA are media spotlight grabbing loonies the same as most right thinking people seem to, etc. Sadly you can see it in peoples eyes if it comes up your Vegetarian, there's this slightly hunted "oh god, here we go" look (which usually goes away when I say "I'm not veggie for that reason, couldn't care less what you eat") - so whilst I sympathise with people who've encountered the more loony fringe vegetarians being sick of hearing about it (and rightly so), I'd suggest not retaliating against all vegetarians. That said, a few practices used in the food industry are somewhat unpleasant though - "being top of the food chain and eating other animals" is not quite the same as some of the practices being used in the food industry, including such things as Battery Farming, Veal, and additives such as Cochineal/Carmine (a red dye made from extracts from insects/beetles) and Gelatine (maybe that's just me though :p). A bit of research into the matter is always interesting (or not if you don't want to put yourself off these foods). As for the OP, I'm split 66% FML for the inane reaction of the bloke, 33% YDI for perhaps being a little tactless in bringing up a controversial subject with someone just met (though perhaps you didn't realise).
hlks 0
#53 :D
Im_Insane 0
41- Is there really a humane way to kill something? 59- Screen name FTW
No_Life23 0
Veal > some loser guy
babydoll86_fml 0
#86 Agree with everything you said!!! OP I'm glad this guy showed you what a moron he is so early. There's nothing wrong with being vegetarian (I don't personally agree with it, but hey, I'm not going to jam my opinion down other people's throats), but it pisses me off so much when people get really over the top and irrational about it. You're so much better off without him!
mohomonopoly 0
oh veal is just awful. the do horrible things to those baby cows. you shouldn't eat it!
mystomachurts 3
#72- I think you have it mixed up. When #59 sent that Speciesism Wikipedia link and quoted it to #50, its because #50 said that he thought speciesism was the stupidest thing he ever heard and thought it had something to do with animals being equal to humans. I'm a vegetarian- I've always dated meat eaters ( Most of us do.) It's not about forcing our views of "OMG YOU EAT MEAT!!" onto someone... Its the fact that they eat VEAL. I know many meat-eaters who eat everything BUT veal because they know how horrible it is. The cow is kept in a wooden crate the same size as itself because any exercise would cause MUSCLE gain... and MUSCLE doesn't taste good. The crates are wooden for fear that if they have metal bars the calf will lick them and absorb a little iron. We are at the top of the food chain for a reason.. We have the ability to reason and think logically. Thats what got us here. If you aren't able to see how inhumane that is then maybe you deserve to be back on the bottom eating algae and pond scum.
schadenfreudeFTW 0
#100 ftw.
Bleep_fml 0
You're better off without him, I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of those douchebags throwing red paint at people wearing (fake or genuine) fur coats too. There are other, more intelligent ways to tell someone you don't agree with them than damning them to hell and telling them to lose your number.
xHaniffax 0
Alan....I'm waiting ahaha couldn't you have just said chicken? it's the safest thing you can go with talking to a vegertarian or not, I guess everyone knows that the young cattle used for veal don;t even see the light of day.