Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
meriadoc2 0
Tee hee! The comments are so fun to read! Three things: one, i think veal is a bit different than regular meat cuz you know its a baby cow! But he waaay overreacted. What an a$$. Two: the comments on here usually turn into an argument. Why is that? Were supposed to be commenting on this persons FML not the vegan stuff and vegitarianism and meat-inism (haha new word i think...) three: i just have to say this: some of these vegan people probably really hate vampires! Especially the Cullens :) (btw: i actually hate twilght so yea) hahaha now im gonna go eat some BACON. and maybe some PORK too YUUUUUM
VioletStrange 0
YDI for liking to eat dead babies - baby cows, yes, but babies nonetheless. Oh, and #8: these animals are NOT killed humanely 99% of the time. Do your research. But yeah, that's hardly a turn-on line. He sounds like a whacked-out weirdo.
4ube_fml 6
I admit veal is tasty (and i'm french so i know what is tasty xD) He's an ass for overreacting that much, if i was him, i'd try to "show you the way" into vegetarism, and try to understand and stuff
taylerrr 0
i agree with him, but i dont. meat tastes pretty bad, especially when you think about where it came from. at the same time, he definitely overreacted and needs to learn that his way isn't the only way. but veal is nasty...thats a baby cow...its just like eating your friends baby cat.
Antonio718 0
#115....are you ******* retarded?...How the **** is she an idiot for eating veal? Oh, just because its a baby cow, WHO THE **** CARES...and you put it in the most retarded way "dead babies", I'm sure as hell thats the wrong choice of words..dumbass
tgm0112 0
I'm an ovo-vegetarian, basically a vegan that eats eggs. (I don't really see a problem with eggs from the proper source; also pro-choice :p) I remember meat and yes, it is delicious. I'm also in full agreement with the people here that say we should let each individual come to their own moral conclusions. This guy was a bit of a douche to be so harsh, but I can't blame him too much for sticking to his beliefs. No matter the treatment they receive, you can't get around the fact that you cut the cow's life, it's one romp through this sensory input we call existence, short just because it tastes better. It's a touchy subject for some. I'm going to go eat some tofu bacon. FACON!
purple5 0
Guess he's not a "really nice guy" afterall. Each to their own, if he doesn't want to eat meat it's up to him but jeez. People like him give vegetarians/vegans or whatever a bad rep. I've been brought up on a diet that includes meat but I do feel bad sometimes and I can't eat it if it looks like the animal - like chicken wings and spare ribs etc. But we leave vegetarians alone so they should have the same decency towards us.
o_m_g_joe 0
screw him he's probably gay any way now gotta go i'm headed over to outback steakhouse like a real man lol
A13xz 0
Hahahaha! I love how non-vegetarians are like "I just ate a steak! YUM!" Fantastic, lol? I just ate some SPINACH! And maybe some CARROTS too... YUMMMM!! I also have TOFU in my fridge. Ain't I just a hoot? But seriously, it definitely is your choice. I have been a proud vegetarian for over 3 years and I would never, ever push my beliefs on anyone else. Then again, I would expect people to do the same for me. The guy seems like a very strong and opinionated kind of guy, you'll meet millions of them. Just move on. Press the 'delete' and 'block' option on your phone. No biggie. (and to #108- if we don't buy the dead animal, then there will be no reason for people to kill more of them. Thus, having millions of animals survive :D. That's how I think of it anyways).
gamerdude94 2
I'm a vegetarian/vegan myself. I don't think it's right to eat any meat, because I don't feel it's fair or right to kill animals because we think they're tasty. I think every living thing has the right to live, not just humans. Meat is tasty, indeed. But that still isn't an excuse for slaughter, in my opinion. Anyway, back to the FML, this person doesn't even deserve to be a vegetarian. I will tell people that I'm a vegetarian and If they're curious, I'll tell them why, but to react like that is crazy. And seriously, most vegetarians would reply "Ohhhh. Well I'm a vegetarian. Lol." or something like that (Unless you went into detail on how much you love veal/meat, in which case I would get a little annoyed and angry) Anyway, I, personally, wouldn't mind dating a meat-eater (Of course, I would prefer a vegetarian over a meat-eater (Hey, wouldn't you chose the person you had most in common with?)). But I wouldn't let that get in the way of anything.