Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Glam_fml 0
What I don't get is that the cow is raised just to be killed anyway, so what difference does it make if it's a baby or older. If I was a cow like that, I would rather be killed young, because I'm sure a lot of the "older" cows don't have too great of lives. 22, I do enjoy eating my cow and pig (and chicken and fish) very much, thank you for asking. Oh, and I would suggest not pushing your views on other people, or else you are going to end up like the crazy guy in the FML - all alone. Oh, and can someone explain to me how it's torture? What they torture baby cows to kill them, but they give the older ones a quick and painless death? I always thought that they killed them both the same way, (hopefully) in a humane way.
Chowi_fml 0
I think it's quite ridiculous to say that people who eat veal are murderers and should go to hell. I mean, if you're a vegetarian it's different. But if you're so committed to animal rights and stuff, then don't eat meat at all.
Darth_Taco 14
Screw him, meat is delicious! It's also very good for you :). We were made omnivorous for a reason. We should have both kinds of foods in our diets ideally. Personally, this is how I see it: If you don't want me to criticize you for not being a Christian like me (which I would NEVER do, to each his own.), don't talk shit to me for eating my delicious burgers.
psychodork 0
I'm a vegitrian, but it kinda pisses me off when people are assholes about it.
Chowi_fml 0
#44 there's a slight difference between a vegetarian and a "vegitrian" :)
blaihhh 0
Veal = Baby cow. You deserved it, bitch.
MIAMIBITCH_fml 0
To hell with vegetarians, if you ask me.
laurisshnazzy 0
Hmm. So not only is this guy judgmental, but he's also a hypocrite AND a psycho! You pick winners.
Moviefreak321 0
I would have probably kept his number just to stalk-text him every time I ate meat for the next couple weeks. Then again I tend to be an asshole with things like that...but yeah...I love meat so I'd find a way to mess with the guy especially with the response he gave. "Mmm I'm eating a burger. It tastes so good. Die cow die and get in my belly"
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Tasty, tasty cow corpse! Death tastes fingerlickin' good, mmh mmmmh.
wbrycem 0
40 - speciesism? Are you ******* joking me? Give me a break. The day a platypus gets a PhD is the day I give up "speciesism." Why don't you just go play Cranium with some water buffalo. 22 - take it easy big tough. Just because most people would eat meat if they had the choice doesn't mean you have to tell their family to get slaughtered and eaten. Why do vegetarians/vegans have to have this stupid sense of superiority? You're no better than anyone else, and yes, as a matter of fact, I really do enjoy eating pig and cows ass. It's ****** good. Seriously, I don't care if you're vegan or vegetarian or whatever you call yourselves nowadays, but when you throw a retarded label on someone because they eat meat (which is totally natural by the way, other animals eat meat as well. Why don't you get on those animals' cases?) or have some sort of heightened sense of superiority because all you eat is fake meat and veggies, then **** off. I'm not rubbing it in your face that I'm eating a nice tasty double bacon cheeseburger, so how about you stop flaming on me because you're eating a leafy salad. Oh yeah, P.S. ... I had steak for supper tonight and it was god damned delicious.