Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
His loss
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
I'm a loser, baby
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Weirdo
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Meat is murder
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Help yourself
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Well, this is awkward
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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JMania 0
Maybe he was just screwing with you the entire time and was never interested in the first place.
RoguePenguin 0
While I agree that this guy from the mall is an ass and not worth being upset over, the people commenting here seem to be missing an important distinction. There's a difference in not approving of veal as a food and being a vegetarian. I know a number of meat-eaters, many of whom believe that vegetarians are all idiots, who refuse to eat veal. They find it cruel to A) kill baby cows and B) give the baby cows a low quality of life before killing them. Not promoting that viewpoint at all... just saying... #8 - Not all liberals are assholes. I've met politically conservative vegetarians. You have no way of knowing this guy's political leanings. Offensive generalizations not necessary. OP - You're totally better off without this guy. He handled the situation horribly. He hurts his own cause by being a jerk and looking irrational. FHL
emer_helena 0
I'm on the guy's side. Veal is disgusting. Knowing that you're eating a calf that's eaten no food it's entire life (at least not real food) seems totally immoral. I understand eating meat (even though I'm a vegetarian) but ew. Still, you can eat what you want, it's your life!
AshtrayHeart_fml 0
I hate PETA with the passion of a thousand burning suns. Sure, we all love cute little baby animals. But by eating them, we're not exactly the ones who are slicing their throats while shouting "DIE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Plus, if we don't buy it, then they're being killed for no reason. You obviously could argue that if nobody's buying it, then they'd stop being killed. But really, there are way more people in the world that actually like eating healthy, nutritious meat than spend their time petitioning for PETA. Anyway, if you gave an animal the intelligence of a human, d'you think they'd be all "PROTECT THE HUMANS!"? No, they'd do the smart thing and eat us. Probably alive. Peace.
zeroprojekt 0
Some people are so stupid... If the animal died, you may as well make the most of it and eat it while it's still good, right? Jesus. Yeah, it might've been bred in captivity or whatever the ****, but at least it could provide nutrition for the masses after death instead of getting shot and dragged back home for taxidermy. It's life was shit, it'll become shit after we eat it, and hopefully it won't taste like shit. :]
Soup_fml 0
#53- Actually, I did get your reference. Cartman is funny specifically because he's a moron who nobody should take seriously. And the fact that you are quoting 8-year-old cartoon characters to support your argument doesn't exactly disprove my point. I remember the kids back in high school who started using the word Jewish to mean stupid after they saw Cartman do it. Just because a show is funny doesn't mean it has the slightest validity to any real-world situation. In any case, I also agree that the guy ranting in the original post is showing the exact same intolerance with his overreaction.
lyndis_fml 0
62 (roguepenguin), the guy IS a vegetarian. He tells her she's supporting ANIMAL MURDER. You know veal isn't the only meat made of animals, right?
whereisbob_fml 0
peta suck how can u glorify an animal over a human, dont argue it read the philosophy comparing human and animal minds and u will understand. also if u look at veal laws there not bad, they dont lock them up anymore and they live longer than lamb, so if u eat lamb and not veal ur a hypocrit. also that persons a douche for picking on u when KFC and the rest are farrrrr worse...
Chocolate_Chunk 2
People who can't even spell "you" shouldn't talk about the superiority of their minds.
SenorLanky 0
I don't see why he should care. I eat any meat and my girlfriend's a vegetarian... mostly ;)
microfilms 0
#65, your logic is that of a four year old's. you might as well say the same about carrots. shit for brains.