Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Indiana_fml 4
PS: Cooked human babies humor ;) http://lobstervaws.wordpress.com/2008/11/10/lobster-comics-its-just-the-air-escaping/
12347a 0
I hate it when people use the "animals are dumber than us and that's why we eat them." So you are saying we eat anything dumber than us, so should we start eating mentally challenged people and just plain stupid people? Oh and by the way I love meat but veal is sick, it's basically a baby cow that has never even walked in it's life, has had little amounts of food, and has never seen the sun so ya it actually is animal torture.
Evilbeagle 0
Considering veal isn't raised cruelly as it was years ago in most places, it makes this idiot loser you met at the mall look even more stupid. We are all animals, and we are just fortunate enough to be at the top of the food chain. I hate militant vegans/vegetarians that value another species more than their own while promoting a very unhealthy lifestyle. You are lucky that you found out what a douche this guy is when you did.
Nev09 0
You were talking to a guy about veal... oh what a turn on! Gutted though, that does suck a bit.
DeathBoy 0
Veal's a pretty contraversial meat to discuss with someone you only just met and were interested in. obviously you had a bit of bad luck and he feels deeply about it... though from the depth of his reaction, it sounds like it wasn't the biggest of losses. I'm a vegetarian, btw, and do think he overreacted. I / we choose not to eat meat, but what anyone else does is up to them. Nobody likes being told what to do (particularly what to eat).
aback 5
At least you found out before you cooked him dinner. =)
Indiana_fml 4
And coincidentally, just a few hours ago I read that in Star Wars, Greedo the bounty-hunter (shot by Han Solo in Star Wars IV) was turned into a drink by the barkeeper! Literally! "Wuher had been working below the cantina on Jabba's perfect drink. Wuher knew he had almost perfected the beverage, but it was slightly lacking. Relying on his exceptional sense of smell, he realised the pheromones Greedo exuded were the final flavour the drink required. [...] he obtained Greedo's corpse and had C2-R4 brew Greedo into the liqueur. Upon tasting, Wuher believed he had finally created Jabba's perfect drink" Technically, it wasn't even cannibalism because Wuher is a Human and Greedo a Rodian ;)
Brasil_fml 0
**** ENVIRONMENTALISTS. LONG LIVE PROGRESS. thats all i have to say.
harlehatschi 0
think of it this way- if he has such a hissy fit when you eat meat, instead of opting for a reasoned debate about whether its moral or not to eat meat, what was he going to be like in arguments if you had a relationship with him? you're better off without someone so childish
aimeeuth 0
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/food_matters/veal.shtml Interesting stuff. OP, you're better off without him.