Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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Top comments
WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
stop_whining 0
Forgot to mention -- foie gras is also delicious. Discuss.
mxf06 0
wow 124 and 125... you really couldn't tell he was being sarcastic? you guys need to work on your sense of humor before you freak out like that and make jackasses of yourselves
gamerdude94 2
#133, #134 You're proving my point. (See comment #123)
plexico 4
Veal is animal torture. I eat all types of animals that have been slaughtered, but what they do to veal is so unconscionable that I never eat it.
mxf06 0
gamerdude... you need to chill out... stop taking these comments so literally or your'e going to keep getting pissed off, bud... just chill
gamerdude94 2
#135 You're not commenter #121?
o_m_g_joe 0
#132 i neither hate gays nor vegetarians i respect everyone it was just humor if u r gay or a vegetarian or a gay vegetarian and feel offended i apologize dont take everything so personnal lets hang out and play some video games lol
gamerdude94 2
#140 I'm a straight vegetarian. And I'll take you up on that offer ;)
effyourface 0
Yea F you. You're disgusting. I don't eat BABY animals either. Guess you pretty much have no heart, and that's why he didn't want you.
fakkumairaifu 14
This is like the opposite of a FML. Sounds like you dodged a bullet with this guy not wanting to associate his crazy ass with you any further.