Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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Top comments
WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
gamerdude94 2
#143 ftw.
Leaveittosteven 0
I don't care about the slaughter of animals because utility calculus doesn't exist and I just do whatever horrible hedonistic thing I feel like, and a world without animal exploitation isn't a sustainable one and can't exist.
MR_Anderson 4
If meat is murder...then it is tasty, tasty, delicious murder. i am going to get myself a bacon cheeseburger now
gamerdude94 2
#146 ...Thanks for sharing?
lacemychucks527 0
Well, I'm a vegetarian, and I hate people like that. Imagine not saying that you love veal, and going on a date or something, and you ordering veal. What would have happened then?
liveitlearnit 0
I eat meat all the time. Tons of it. Probably too much. BUT, I've never eaten veal... nor would I. I'm not in favor of animal torture, and to me, eating veal is supporting torture in its worst form. However, self-righteous vegetarians and vegans make me want to hit something. How is what I eat any of your concern. Point is, OP, you really are lucky that you found out before the first really awkward date.
meadowlark 0
I'm a vegan. I would NEVER tell someone what that idiot told you, but somehow people expect it of me because a few vegans ruin it for everyone. It goes the other way too. So many people act so suspicious and concerned about this lifestyle I've chosen, why I don't eat at the restaurants they do, if I'm getting adequate nutrition, blah blah blah. At least you got rid of him early. Although I do think it's a bit random to be discussing veal through text. x
56578 0
Some people are just nuts. If they choose not to eat meat, its their choice. They've no right to force that on everyone else. I think you're better off without him. And, personally, I love veal too.
peanut_gallery 2
Regardless of what your respective beliefs are, what he did was really rude. FYL for having to deal with such a creep.
littlemisslee 0
I eat meat, I just can't bring myself to eat veal. I only eat free-range and Kobe beef. And for anyone else who reads Discover magazine, studies on animals show they do indeed have, feel, and express feelings just like humans do....