Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.
Catkam623 27
Isn't that grounds to be locked away?
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Comments (98)
Jharrist89 12
The bitch is crazy! RUN!
bananaerpus 1
I want one
The_F3rris 11
Take it outside and torch it.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Do urself a huge favor, run for the hills!
NoDontKillMe 19
Or spontaneously turn into Deathstroke and shoot the cutout.
ZombieSazza 34
#66, OMG, you're an actual genius! That is amazing, I'd love to see someone do that!
GRgoldfish 19
You leave that beliber alone! she's a normal human being just like rest of us! ... Hahaha nope couldn't keep a straight face XD
deemarie13 14
Use it as a dart board while ur roommate is gone.
error404n0tf0und 21
use it as a dart board
onorexveritas 24
move ...far away
worldclassrager 41
Bad luck...you should move it to another room and see if that helps...or find a compromise of either stop talking to it/get rid of it or you better find someone else to live with...