Miscellaneous: Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout...

immovingout 4 May 2013, 17:46 Huntington Station, United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

roomie487 6 October 2009, 21:08 United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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Anonymous 19 January 2010, 00:01 United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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roomingwithevil 9 May 2012, 23:26 Slinger, United States

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

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Anonymous 22 May 2019, 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Anonymous 10 November 2010, 16:32 Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML

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obsequiousfannyflapper 10 February 2013, 23:13 Zwijndrecht, Netherlands

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML

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Anonymous 7 January 2014, 21:24 United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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unfortunateMother 18 September 2012, 19:51 Swindon, United Kingdom

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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keimA 23 June 2019, 12:30

Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML

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D: 6 October 2013, 17:13 Paris, France

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

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DocBastard 40

5 May 2013, 03:11

If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.

Catkam623 27

5 May 2013, 03:10

Isn't that grounds to be locked away?

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iwadasn 33

5 May 2013, 20:36

This sounds like something from one of those "100 Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate" lists. Hopefully in about a week she'll tell you she was just kidding.

LyraAlluse 25

6 May 2013, 04:55

Seems perfectly normal to me. I talk to my computer all of the time. I also talk to my car. I thought everyone did this.

Fedezzer 20

6 May 2013, 18:58

It's normal to talk to computers and cars (to an extent of course) because THESE are inanimate objects you actually interact with, whereas talking to a cardboard cutout is just plain disgusting. Especially if that cardboard cutout is of the one person I could happily stab repeatedly with a grin on my face.

Martnikk 15

6 May 2013, 08:59

Kill it with fire before it breeds

LGuard 13

6 May 2013, 10:21

Actual conversations? As opposed to conversations that aren't really conversations? The use of 'actual' insinuates that part of the story is farfetched and we wouldn't believe it without you pointing it out.