Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son told me he failed to get into the army, which I didn’t know he was trying to do. Apparently he thought playing Call of Duty non-stop counted as "experience" and that he’d become an officer rank straight away, despite being 10-stone overweight with the brains of a tree stump FML
Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML
Today, my son finally got a job for the first time in his life. He only did it so he can upgrade his PC and buy Overwatch. He's 24. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a veteran for the US Navy at a local outlet, because I was desperate for cheap stuff. All was going well, until an actual vet pointed out that the ship I had on my naval hat was a fictitious one. Shit. FML
Today, my son admitted to maxing out my credit card, gambling on a some scam website that a dumbass streamer was promoting. He's only 10. FML
Today, my son volunteered to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store, I noticed he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML
Today, after my idiot son joined the army, flew out on deployment, he then flew straight back home again after accidentally shooting himself. His squad leader said it was the most bizarre accident he’d ever seen while still being considered an accident. As I said, my son's an idiot. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML
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JackSkellingtons 11
Well, did he get it?
WeakYoungTeen 21
You raised that...
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Comments (128)
JackSkellingtons 11
Well, did he get it?
sayyestothedress 24
Shame on you OP!! DO NOT JOKE ABOUT CALL OF DUTY!! *she says in a sarcastic tone! But I do actually play COD, it's amazing
JBChristian 47
Shame on you, you lazy ass. It's very disrespectful to even attempt getting a discount that is meant for our men and women that risk their lives for us, without yet defending a dumb twat that actually had the audacity to try to do so.
JackSkellingtons 11
I actually come from a family of veterans and know the system very well. It's awesome that any family member can get a military ID but I personally believe that the benefits should focus more on the people that have actually served.
lnheritance 19
In today's world, 11th prestige hacks are looked for more. If only..
ohSNAPyall 27
I see your point, but if you offer a discount to family, then a spouse can still get a discount at the store while the military person is deployed.
Helpfulman 17
@64 "Gamer Gurl" detected.
sayyestothedress 24
@104 lol I play it all the time! Not just COD also MW3 and black ops 1 and 2! And I also play it on the PS3 and sometimes COD Ghost on Xbox, and other video games on PS2
JonDG 12
@119 I take it you have some sort of mental handicap so I will give you the benifit of the doubt. However, all of the games you listed are Call of Duty games....
WeakYoungTeen 21
You raised that...
False_Stupidity 42
That what? ...that question? ...that Ship? ...that flag?
Ian7890 23
That kid... obviously
junkman6 22
That idiot*
TwentyFourBeerz 18
That idiot son
arodven 18
Being a vet myself, I would have slapped him upside the head.
Gweedo65 16
We gotta badass over here!
ilovesoccer1610 31
No we don't
gauge_blackwood 6
#33 that flew over your head...
blazingshot147 19
I think he's gonna need a scope for it.
aswil 10
#3 "Gotta" is a colloquial abbreviation of "got to" not "got a" :)
tony1891 22
yeah didn't work out for him either i bet
Saicere 15
Disinherit him while there's still time.
deathfyre8 13
You mean disown, I hope.
Saicere 15
Nah, I thought disown was a little too harsh. CoD may be srs bsns, but not quite that serious.
feven 32
Disinherit him? I dont think he should. The son seems to be veryy smart with money.
addictedtoIASIP 14
not if he's trying to fraud himself into a discount he obviously won't get
PoptartsKid 13
I hate it when there are so few comments it gives mine a chance to stand out but I can't come up with anything creative. Just thought if share that with you guys, back to doing nothing with my life.
VancouverGuy89 9
5th prestige sounds like he has no life
Mauskau 36
Only 5th? I remember my ex bragging about being 12th prestige.
Tthug 34
Maybe you just aren't good at call of duty? It's really easy to level up on the newer ones.
Animekid126 13
That's not that high
RedPillSucks 33
It's just a matter of how long you play the game. Not a real accomplishment.
ImRJ 7
I thought it counts
JBChristian 47
Yeah, disrespectful, I love that thought.
HammyBear13 8
Someone got a lil butt hurt, didnt he?
gennyv 29
Pretending to be a veteran in a game and being one are two very different things...
chosha_fml 27
Dishonorable discharge from his PlayStation might be in order.
cypherwars 15
aha! Good One!
Queen_of_Night 20
*slow clap*
Kyle1dc 17
Or buy him Dark Souls if he has an Xbox... trust me its equivalent to an execution for your confidence as a gamer.
andiesaur 18
Was he actually being serious or just trying (unsuccessfully) to be funny?