Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I woke up to my roommate glaring at me. Apparently, I was sleep-talking again, but last night I apparently shouted, “You’ll never find the bodies!” multiple times. He’s been sleeping with his door locked since. FML
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML
Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
uridea 14
tell her you love how she stares haha
redbluegreen 41
Lesbians aren't like the Easter bunny; they do exist.
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Comments (143)
IPA 0
that's super creepy!
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
OP's roommate is a peepy creeper of the sleepy! o.O
sloppyflow 1
kinky
WishResign 0
agree with 33... also is she hot? if not, then fyl. if yes, then you can turn this awkward situation into a good time.
mintcar 10
I agree. That's a little scary. OP, talk to her about it. Creepy people like that usually have other creepy habits. FYL. I've never had any luck with living with roommates. My first roommate Freshman year was a drunk/ ***** and my second one was just as crazy, if not worse. The only off campus housing I'm familiar with are the apartments, so if you're living in one then the simple solution to your problem is to lock the door. If it's the whole roommate idea you dislike, then get back on campus and find a single. I live in one at the moment and I really enjoy it.
Dragons_corner 6
beware of her strap on.
Hopersz 0
#58 epic lol
goldiefox 0
hahaha maybe she misinterpreted the song "love the way you lie"
rallets 23
paranormal activity - style?
OrginalOwen 0
Sooo is that a yes on the 3 sum?
alex1502 0
1 fyl for getting a roommate that's a creeper 2 ydi for being picky and switching roommates alot
ishama13 0
Kind of like twilight.
The_Sadist 13
Makes me wonder if OP or OP's new roomie are twihards, Actually if I had a roomie that was a twihard, I would do this just to prove this very point.
lailabob 0
eeewwww I once had a roommate stare at me while being awake, she would do that all year long and before she moved out she stole my drapes that I put up to separate the room FYL op I know how much it sucks
rdvfyubuyg 1
well what if she's straight?!?! what now? huh? stop being such a smartass bitch
mandomandomando 3
fyl!
jose1760 1
umm is she hot??
dodgewama 0
thats what i thought ...
AnotherRandomFML 7
Same here that's wat I was thinking.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
the OP is a girl... it says so right there... and its in argentina wow thats far off
redbluegreen 41
Lesbians aren't like the Easter bunny; they do exist.
nycy 0
You speak liez lie I says. Our Easter bunnies be real reals I says.
WishResign 0
89 it seems you're the only one not catching on to the general 'lesbians ftw' theme in the comments. climb out of your shelter, there's a whole world out there that you've yet to see.
fuzzy1994 0
ok 91
AwesumIndianGurl 0
WOW I would beh soo freaked outt..!!!
Robothing10 0
same here
BlackMoon_fml 9
#4, *be
Iskaria 0
#4 your spelling and 'About' information hurts my eyes :(
AwesumIndianGurl 0
#4 LOL then don't look DUH! not hating back just saying....
AwesumIndianGurl 0
oops I meant #116
georggx 3
what a creep..
Jewelofagal 2
If you have separate rooms, put a lock on your door. If you have to share a room, perhaps get a room divider screen to put next to your bed.
FFML_314 12
OPs roommate can walk through walls. That won't work. SMH OP all you have to do is set a trap next to your bed. Put some tacks all over the floor in front of your door.
penismightier 3
wat does smh stand for?
airstik2003 0
shaking my head
uridea 14
tell her you love how she stares haha
RebelHeart7 0
win
Trollkilla 0
haha funny!!
Val1651 0
Can we say "creeper"?! FYL OP!!
PiiMPiiN_DA_H03Z 0
I see a lesbian scene coming on..