Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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DocBastard 40
If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.
Catkam623 27
Isn't that grounds to be locked away?
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Comments (98)
FrancesShiver 20
You shouldn't call her a psyko. Maybe she's mentally chanllenged but sweet.
fantasyworld 39
Burn it!
ergone56 15
I say burn it and every copy she gets in the future. she'll learn eventually
MrCommunism 19
burn it
InsanityShard 23
See this is why I know I'm probably counted as insane, but at least I know my action figures aren't talking back, can't, and I'm pretty much ranting to myself because I can't vent to others. Then again the school I was at caught me once and I got sent to a counseller. -_- Didn't help, just a one time free/forced visit to assess my mental health... Like that'll do much.