Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.
Catkam623 27
Isn't that grounds to be locked away?
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Comments (98)
ElenaD_fml 2
Burn it.
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
Kill it. Kill it with fire. And then roadhouse kick some sense into her
cieloalicia 16
Do you mean roundhouse?
darkmis1 18
She's worse than a psycho. She's a bieber fan!
lowshadows 21
seriously, her ass up.
HeyImAmy 20
Can everyone stop? I understand that most of you, even the OP, don't like Justin Bieber but please keep it to yourselves! Telling the OP to burn a Justin Bieber cut-out or sleep with it or whatever is a bit extreme. The roommate likes Justin Bieber. I don't see what the big deal is. She can do whatever she wants. If she wants to have a Justin Bieber cut-out, then it's not a big deal! I just don't understand why people complain about what other people have or who other people like.
fdupagain 11
Because it makes them feel superior. That's why FML makes people feel better, not seeing that others have it worse. Honestly, most of the FML's are more funny then bad. Or they have no life, either or.
SlapAndTickle 20
Silly goose, did you forget you were on FML.
cosmosis 12
Here we go, another Belieber. Geezus. If it wasnt such a big deal to OP, it wouldnt be on here!
Calaraphea 16
No offence, have you seen Justin Bieber's twitter fan base? They've been in the news several times for literally threatening to kill people who say anything negative about him online.
Rababco 29
@44 While I agree people have the right to like what they want, the fact that OP's roommate talks to a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber to the point of annoying OP is a problem. Plus, it's kind of creepy. It's like if OP's roommate played Justin Bieber music all the time; if OP's roommate wants to listen to Justin Bieber if she can but OP shouldn't have to listen to something she hates.
chinagirl3343 8
Get a cutout of Selena Gomez... That'd be hilarious!!!
n4ture 20
why not make a lifesize of Justin Timberlake... we know who will win.
Meme1988 18
Thats funny, try to be " in love" with JB , maybe she will hide him from you?!
stormchaser24 24
Attach a microphone to it so it talks back.
Eivana 37
Off with its head!