crap
Mansfield, United States
Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rj93
United Kingdom
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Number one or number two?
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Anonymous
Randolph, United States
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
sickpuppy
Geometry
Today, I learned the hard way that when sick, throw up, then have diarrhea. Not the other way round. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Courtney
Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Two speeds
Today, I've realized that I have two modes: Constipated, or ultra explosive diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Two states of matter
Today, I learned that is it possible to be constipated and have diarrhea at the same time. You run to the toilet every half-hour, but almost nothing comes out and you feel so bloated you could burst, while eating almost nothing. FML
Anonymous
Perrysburg, United States
Sophie's choice
Today, I got random constipation followed by diarrhea. It's 1:30am and my sleeping medication is making me fall asleep, but every time I try to get off the toilet I get another diarrhea spasm. Either I fall asleep on the toilet or shit myself in my sleep. FML
Top comments
lilmslady 11
I guess dreams really do come true
leroyjenkins006 10
Let the brown rivers flow
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Comments (118)
lilmissish 6
Sounds like a shitty situation
olpally 33
No! Get out. Now!
Kyuzomi 12
Just... Why...?
junkman6 22
The sad part is that some idiots are up voting #1s comment.
klovemachine 24
Dang, 35, take a chill pill :D #1, good job :) that pun is appropriate for this FML
Jelbeztok 17
is it really necessary to comment this on every poop-related post?
Ashley868 10
No it's not appropriate. It's overused.
J_Kertz 14
You'd think that even newcomers would know this comment is a big no-no.
cryssycakesx3 23
it'd be more appropriate if it weren't used even on unrelated posts. and it's never just one person, there's always 12 people that have to parrot the same comment.
happyevil 10
Oh sheet!
klovemachine 24
Over 3 million FML accounts, and so many without a sense of humor :( It's funny, 65, so too bad :)
cryssycakesx3 23
no. it stopped being funny a year ago
klovemachine 24
I FAIL :)
deviking 10
if it wasn't on every poop related FML
Jaaared_ 15
What a waste of a first comment.
leroyjenkins006 10
Let the brown rivers flow
Topasofmagic 17
OP's in a mess now! >~
xSkittle 16
It's like peeing in bed!
bugfroggy 16
Except thicker, darker, smellier, it makes you cringe, chunkier, and comes out much faster. Exactly the same.
Ins0mau 20
No shit!
jsjordan 2
Oh yes shit!
Rainhawk94 27
And it burns!
peacheso 31
Erm no, it wouldn't burn.
SmuggletheBudgie 15
oh yes, it burns.
parism143 28
#61, if your poop burns, I think you should see a doctor about that.
xSkittle 16
My god #32, I ment like peeing in bed as if "when you dream about peeing, you pee"
DKjazz 20
It certainly can burn, depending on what you ate. Spicy foods can irritate the sensitive bum skin on the way out.
puggypark 14
Oh. That's nasty.
pwnman 33
*Cleveland's voice*
cryssycakesx3 23
#44, was that necessary?
levention 18
#76, was that necessary?
Kyuzomi 12
Oh my god, I remember when I was little I would dream of taking a piss, then I would wake up and I would be actually taking a piss.
onlychildFTW 34
I bet that's happened to everyone at least once in their life. Haha.
lilmslady 11
I guess dreams really do come true
minesbiggerr 25
BOOM!
Devilknighthawk 9
This comment made me laugh more than the post itself >.<
Cagara_fml 10
hope u woke up before it was too late
Bilbo_Swaggins 5
shitty situation huh?
olpally 33
Twice in 8 comments? Good lord. Stop it!
Cagara_fml 10
now instead of taking a nap u were taking a crap!
SgtAssCheeks 21
It's like a dream became reality, eh?
TheCrispyCat 20
Your Canadian is showing.
dachayke 16
#34 I strongly approve of your comment.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Is it offensive? :O
dachayke 16
You're not offended, are you?
SgtAssCheeks 21
Im not even mad :)