Anonymous
United States
Don't come around here no more
Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
teea
Saint Lucia, Australia
Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML
Anonymous
Drunk dick
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
whattheHellman
Traralgon, Australia
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
shadow
Osceola, United States
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
TasedAndDazed
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Sneaky
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Anonymous
Broseley, United Kingdom
Trust
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
avocadotoe
Big Bear Lake, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
mysterygurll1234567
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bye!
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
krisest1988
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Top comments
metalmusic 0
Hate to bring this up, but... is your name Bella?
zuuzuu_fml 0
how does that work??
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zuuzuu_fml 0
how does that work??
TurquoiseStar 0
I'm wondering the same thing...
Xrandomkrisx 7
same idk what she means by that
Rickymonkeypants 0
I think she might be a dumb dumb does dumb dumb want some gum gum?
Eddie_Paints 0
He just wanted to dump you and hadda make up some chicken s*** excuse cause he's not man enough to tell you the truth!
im2good25 0
fail
cdogbeastman 0
thats such a fail its a win
ImaginaryFoe 1
Were you breaking things last time you were in a fight? Did he say that or the insurance company? You probably deserve it because I simply cannot imagine someone saying that without cause.
CyclonePsycho 1
I agree with my imaginary foe. People aren't branded insurance liabilities just for no reason y'know.
newmanlyman3 8
:l :/ : ) :D XD !
LaneyyLOVE 0
lmao # 20. good one!
adamo_erebus 26
#20, please don't procreate.
iamghostbad 0
damn are you a clutz?
m0tl3ycru3 0
That's what i thought too
fylatfyldotcom 0
3rd? lol fyl
CookiesNOJ 0
try wearing a helmey next time >=00
reyemrein 0
and some water wings just in case
3_Kitten_3 0
uuuuuh....how are you an insurance liability?? o.O I'm confused.
happyhak 5
Um, Im as confused as you guys so I researched "insurance liability" but I couldn't find anything. I did, however, find the definition for "liability insurance"... Definition: Insurance coverage to protect against claims alleging that one's negligence or inappropriate action resulted in bodily injury or property damage. So either the OP has made this up with scientifical terms or she has just misworded the FML and has wrecked something in her boyfriends home. Hope that makes sense.
KiwiBlam 4
We know what an insurance liability is, we just don't know how the hell she can be one. And no, I'm pretty sure she didn't word it wrong, she herself is not liability insurance. She means that her presence could somehow void her boyfriend's insurance terms.
KiwiBlam 4
Maybe he's insured against getting STDs and one of the terms is that he's not allowed to date skanks from Oregon??
LaneyyLOVE 0
ahhh, that's a good explanation, sounds about right, she must be a crazy one :
mectain 13
You're a moron #41.
drewm2010 0
It's because your a woman!
toddin 7
Tell him to get a new plan :D
coolcat33 0
dude don't bathe for hecka days and they rub your dirty period ****** all over his walls and say 'insurance liability that byotch!' and then run out the door and streak down his street. that'll teach him for banning you.
angry_girl 0
that's nasty. punches coolcat in the junk
iamghostbad 0
^ lol
zuuzuu_fml 0
lmfaoooo!!
Rickymonkeypants 0
you means Fails
CallMeHush 1
Nice Shot!
milkshakesrule 0
Gross but lol.
sublime93 0
Ok I imagined someone trying to rub their ****** all over a wall. Lmfao.
LaneyyLOVE 0
#69 as did I, where do people come up with this stuff. it must of happend to him before :
magickiss87 22
That is just fkin nasty! Where the hell do ppl come up with these sorta deranged ideas from? Just. Fkin. Nasty. And hella immature
EV34 6
dare devil? maybe?
matchy408 0
you must have done something before then to make that happen lol