Today, I'm insanely hungover from a long night of drinking. I'm going to my nephew's baptism in an hour as his godmother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, I have a hangover. From one small glass of pink Cava. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. I woke up with a raging hangover and my house being completely trashed from the party I didn’t really want, and can barely even remember, since I got so drunk from the nerves of having to host it. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
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TheFirstSamurai 18
There's a "Holy Spirit" joke here somewhere.
OneLittleAdditio 9
I have nothing against having drinks once in awhile but if u knew you had a big responsibility why did you do it? Especially when ur supposed to be setting a good example for you nephew as his godmother.
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Comments (112)
BlueFlatts 20
I don't see how this is an FML. Clearly OP would have known about her obligation the following day and that drinking too much leads to hangovers. It's like saying I ate too much and now I won't be able to handle dessert. Big surprise.
debbster7 18
That is completely your fault. I feel bad for OP's nephew.
vbmg152 19
No sympathy here! I had a problem like that but, I went to rehab 20 yrs ago! You might think about that before you ruin another special occasion! Re-think the Godmother role, also!!!
martin_martian7 11
I hope you don't sleep in church
sesor 7
Sounds like you have a very long and very boring day ahead of you.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Remind me to never choose you for a godparent. It's sad when a godparent doesn't take the role seriously and just doesn't care. One of my best friends chose someone else to be their son's godmother. But that person never saw the baby after he was born, and he's 2 now. I had helped her out as much as I could by babysitting, buying diapers, buying his birthday presents for her because she couldn't afford to herself, I bought his Halloween costume, etc. She started crying and told me about how Tina was his godmother and she never even came to see him. I didn't know that Sara even had a godmother for Anthony. So she asked me to be his godmother instead. I'm not Catholic but I really wanted to help her out since we went to high school together, worked together as CNAs, and she was my best friend. And I wanted to be a role model for Anthony. It's very hurtful to the parents of a child whose godparent doesn't care. Because they obviously trusted and respected that person, so when they disappoint them it hurts even worse.
angeleyes8675309 7
If you don't want to be a responsible god parent, point blank, DON'T DO IT!! If its not your cup of tea, say so! But don't act like this twit and show up to a church smelling like a brewery and probably vomit. How rude are you to say it's boring? I hope you have a child that ends up with an irresponsible god parent just for that comment!
lilhellian 27
I fail to see how you don't deserve this...
Squygm 7
Maybe you shouldn't....
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Drink Gatorade.
lilhellian 27
One of the many things a chipmunk probably shouldn't have..
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Says the puppy.
puddles007 8
Haha I did the same thing at my dad's baptism today...
lilhellian 27
You are 16 and you had an insane hangover at your DADs baptism? Let me guess you have smoked weed.. Had sex.. Alot! Wonders where a decent guy is.. (Friendzone) Complain about mainstream.. Come close to being pregnant before.. Feel free to add or take off stuff from this list.. (Be honest..)
lilhellian 27
Way to change your age following this comment..
fluffernut15 6
No. No you aren't